Commander Emily Dual

“Did I take this job to bang beautiful women?… wouldn’t you?” OC RP Account. Goddess of Fertility. NIKKE Commander

[Commander Emily Dual @DualEmily]

@ninomaeinanis Happy Ina :)

[Commander Emily Dual @DualEmily]

@UsagiKaede1

[Commander Emily Dual @DualEmily]

@UsagiKaede1 That’s the neat part: I would if I could.

[Commander Emily Dual @DualEmily]

@jan_murray Like yes but sometimes no.

Sometimes this formula repeats a few more times.
Sometimes they just don’t listen to House and get it wrong.
Sometimes House just doesn’t wanna do work.
Sometimes House just isn’t available.
Sometimes, Clinic Work.

[Commander Emily Dual @DualEmily]

@offmodescarab I can generally think of a lot more people, not just comic book writers, who this could also apply to.

[Commander Emily Dual @DualEmily]

@zakfilm No way, a movie appealing to everyone is a great success…

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@Chunkymk01 No but I do feel like the video going at 0.75% speed was actually perfect.

[Commander Emily Dual @DualEmily]

@DAKKADAKKA1 Is the Sun yellow?

If so, she has powers.

[Commander Emily Dual @DualEmily]

@BDEgameowners Ok, so there’s only currently 5 Red-White Heroes and 3 Thors, and a litany of heroes but i think the “Worthy” pool should be a lot more shallow then it currently is.

[Commander Emily Dual @DualEmily]

@BDEgameowners It’s probably should have just been Thor or Hero or even Red-White Hero, and not a keyword that’ll probably never come up again.

[🎀 anna 🎀 @annamt1992]

Idk is this too much to ask #mtg #magicthegathering

[Commander Emily Dual @DualEmily]

@hasanthehun Very well when it’s still 2-0.

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@IWishTCG You know, I don’t think Worthy will ever come up again, it should have just said “Equip Thor” or “Equip Hero”.

[Commander Emily Dual @DualEmily]

@electrolemon Thought you meant Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, Ole Anderson, and Tully Blanchard for a second.

[Commander Emily Dual @DualEmily]

That’s five words, Anish.

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

IShowSpeed dropped his own World Cup song this week, tagged FIFA, and asked them to make it the official anthem. FIFA’s verified account wrote back four words: we will be in touch.

There’s already an official 2026 song. It’s “Dai Dai” by Shakira and Burna Boy, out in May through Sony Music. Ed Sheeran helped write it. Shakira is handing every dollar she earns from it to a fund trying to raise 100 million dollars for kids’ education before the final. The video has passed 60 million views on YouTube, more than any other World Cup song this year.

Speed’s track, “World Cup (Champions),” went the other route, with no FIFA and no label behind it. He posted it straight to his own YouTube channel, which has about 54 million subscribers and adds more than a million a month. It hit 8 million views in two days. And this is his second go at it. His 2022 World Cup song is still sitting at more than 200 million views, years after that tournament ended.

The two songs are chasing completely different things. An official anthem rents the biggest stage in sports. FIFA says about 1.5 billion people watched the 2022 final, and the song gets carried for years across broadcasts and sponsor deals. It’s also built to raise money: Sony agreed to match the first 250,000 dollars donated to the fund. A streamer’s song needs none of that. Speed already owns the audience, so the moment he posts, it spreads for free and right away.

For a sense of how big the official lane can get, look at Shakira’s 2010 song. “Waka Waka” has more than 4 billion views, the 8th most-watched music video in YouTube’s history, and 16 years on it still gets millions of views a day. Which song “wins” depends on the clock you start. Over a weekend, an audience you already own moves faster than anything a label can set up. Over 16 years, the official song is still playing, and still raising money.

[Commander Emily Dual @DualEmily]

@Merrydawg I’m sorry nobody understands your incredibly funny jokes.

Have you considered a career in making funny comics?

[Commander Emily Dual @DualEmily]

@JSwayArt Basically, if you can:

-Give your creatures Haste
-Make your creatures tap for Green Mana

You can assemble your very own Squirrel-nado by exploiting the power of Exponential Growth.

[Commander Emily Dual @DualEmily]

Oh no, not blood guts and violence, but it’s a woman doing all the violence, spilling all the blood and guts.

[Dave @GamewithDave]

If X-23 was the lead character in Insomniac’s Wolverine, would you still buy it?

[Commander Emily Dual @DualEmily]

You do understand that Nier came before Nier: Automata, right? Witch means it belongs in the Male Protagonist to Female Protagonist camp, not the other way around.

Also, Before the Storm is the game after Life is Strange, and you play as Chloe in it.

[unsure @Notcertaim]

Hey half-wit, ever noticed these too?