Dualmonkey

Gamer. He/Him. Favorites include @MTG_Arena @MassEffect, Fallout:NV, @Pokemon and much more.

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Guess it's time, eh.

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@pipkinpippa the movie was cool as shit to me.

but the ps1 game was so fucking scary as a kid.

the tone and atmosphere was so dark, totally different from the movie.

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@healkaia constant sound effects going off all the time. like how many streamers have sound alters for donos but they're happening all the time or even worse just from people typing a word in the chat that triggers it.

i do not need to hear a sound effect every 5 seconds or 500 times over

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@thehacker098 @SaffronOlive oh, right. you can just do that. oops.

well ignore everything I previously said lmao.

Now I wish the poison counters weren't optional.

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@MakoFukasame panda looks like he came straight outta a subnautica marathon

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@vividlyASMR Did a deep clean of like everything like a month ago.

Never really cleaned my headphones tho, they've never seemed especially dirty I guess?

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@dumb_lil_robot Ellie please, if you get any cuter i'm going to explode.

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@ChocolateKieran Here I was, optimistically thinking they'd make the ZA exclusive megas easier to access by putting them in the 2nd battlepass. Gives people a simple, easy alternative to buying+playing ZA or trading b4 Reg M-A ends

And new cosmetics, music etc ofc

But that'd make too much sense

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@MegalodonVT brb changing my legal name to "My tummy"

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@Flats_OW Was really enjoying your pokemon streams. I'll miss them. Hope you can come back for the next regulation.

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@SaffronOlive change x=1 to "reveal cards you hit a basic land" and x=3 to "reveal cards until you hit a creature that's mana value X or less" and boom, real card.

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@MakoFukasame ok grandma, lets get you to bed.

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@ZardiCharVGC In champions if you time out your pokemon will use the top most move so putting something there that's used very often with minimal downside like a stab attack or protect is advisable.

I like to have stab, then coverage, then protect, then utility that's clicked now and then.

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@jeanfaymas @MakoFukasame https://t.co/5oy8tCOfQe

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@TaliesinEvitel Did you know he's also a loving father🤮good husband🤮makes quality youtube content🤮donates to charity 🤮 helped old lady across the street🤮 lent me a fiver🤮bought a round at the pub🤮holds the door for the next person🤮says please and thank you🤮does a mean sunday roast🤮Yuck

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@TaliesinEvitel Imagine being such a slimeball that not only do you think trans rights are bad but you fake an image of someone advocating for it as a pathetic attempt at some sort of "gotcha" lmaoooooooooooo

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@cecililytweets I feel you...

Turn 1 I have TTar Milo vs Zard Chomp, I threaten to kill both with Slide plus Ice Beam. They threaten to kill 1 with solar and quake but I have advantage because I mega last.

Dude megas straight up and yolo solar + quake. Highest risk play so I didn't expect it.

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@cecililytweets my own milotic doesn't even struggle with meganium because i'm running skill swap intim wyrdeer for competetive boosts/intim refresh/mirror armor/weather control.

Taking away mega sol against one of the few pokemon that my team would otherwise struggle with is soooooo satisfying

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@sonic_hedgehog EXCUSE ME WHERE IS SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG?!?!