DuanethePain

Smart Ass / Buddy / Helper

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@craigmelvin what the heck happened to you? Your talking at Karen was off base. Bless your heart.

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@FerventHosp @TheEmilySee @adamdeitch Thx Emily. I appreciate you! Keep up the great work!

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@LamarVsAllen @DoctorTurtleboy @kreadisinnocent Is that from the future ex-Mrs Proctor? Bless her demented little heart.

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@MassholeMafia__ @denisealrtr Black whats?

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@ChrisMatteiCT @DoctorTurtleboy What about @TurtleboyDaily ? Doesn’t he get to express his first amendment rights discussing a bunch of potential murderers? If not, can you provide a list of who is and who is not allowed first amendment rights? Thx much.

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Two things. 1 Where can I find a list of the best assassination jokes? 2 No shit!

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Trump assassination jokes are spiking. Experts worry they promote actual violence.

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@TurtleboyDaily is on tonight at 9 eastern/8 central.
The McAlbert crime family in Canton would prefer that you don’t watch. Here’s the link:
https://t.co/60hegvjz3O

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@DoctorTurtleboy He is getting his act together in case Karen hits on him again. Never give up!

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@KenneyBaden thx for recommending ‘A Civil Action’. I just finished it. Outstanding.

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@HWOnYourCase @IanRunkle @aburkhartlaw @defense_diaries @DoctorTurtleboy You kids are better than watching the electric tv masheen.
But I lost you after ‘I have…

Could you repeat that ?

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@DoctorTurtleboy @melrevision @BakerBroken @reblavoie you
Kids rock. Great segment today. Thx

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@Bederowlaw Sending all the love in the world to you and your family.

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@bennyjohnson Sure, China respects fellow communists.

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@turnright101 @DoctorTurtleboy This shall be called the ‘Official Butthurt List of the Greater Boston Metro area’

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Call me curious. If you have illegitimate kids. Do you take them to the beach with your legitimate family?

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@DoctorTurtleboy first time here in years. On your recommendation. What do you suggest?

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@fourensicroom What was that, I lost you at ‘yesterday’

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@mrscee07 @DoctorTurtleboy Jenny the C, we thank you for your input.
Next!

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@DoctorTurtleboy ‘I want to’

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@DoctorTurtleboy Fuck those twats! Enjoy the new house, Aiden.