DUΛПΞ JΛCΚSOП

Dull with occasional glints of humour. SaaS Founder (3x exits @KashFlow, @supdateapp, @staffologyapp).

[DUΛПΞ JΛCΚSOП @DuaneJackson]

I'm moving on from IRIS and Staffology:
https://t.co/NK6eZl3iT9

[DUΛПΞ JΛCΚSOП @DuaneJackson]

My newest software venture is now in public beta. Today it’s Practice Management for accountants, but there is a whole suite of related apps to come.

Have a look: https://t.co/8Omb8QR2Mh

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

Broke friend casually mentions that he used to mine bitcoin on his phone in 2012

”what happened to the phone?” I ask

“Oh I dropped a dumbbell on it in 2014 so it doesn’t turn on, I still have the phone. I remember having like 20 bitcoin haha”

“Wait so you transferred it or lost it or?” I reply

“No I don’t think I did, but if I transfer it, it would be to one of my other old phones”

“Oh so you lost your old phones too?”

“No I have them still” *shows me 4 broken phones in box*

“So why haven’t you gotten the phones repaired and check for bitcoin?”

“Idk aha it’s probably got no bitcoin”

“How do you know??”

“Idk just probably doesn’t”

So I’ve paid $300 to have all this retards phones repaired and data recovered.

We’ll find out in a few weeks

[DUΛПΞ JΛCΚSOП @DuaneJackson]

Got a box of old, useless phones.

Casually mentioned to a crypto-obsessed dude that I might have mined bitcoin on one of them in 2012 and have 20 BTC,(I didn’t)

He asked a lot of very serious questions.

I shrugged a lot.

Anyway he’s just paid me $300 for them

[DUΛПΞ JΛCΚSOП @DuaneJackson]

@EdSolo James Brown did the job. Basic bitches.

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Trying to introduce them to Ezra Collective in Thailand dive bars. Not sure how it’s going

[DUΛПΞ JΛCΚSOП @DuaneJackson]

Last hope. Pain & Misery, Teskey Brothers. Then my DJ career for 2026 has ended before it began. Leaving this shit to @EdSolo

[DUΛПΞ JΛCΚSOП @DuaneJackson]

I have a new thing.

https://t.co/NH9cFNkcA2

[DUΛПΞ JΛCΚSOП @DuaneJackson]

I wonder how insurance underwriters approach Coravin argon capsules. There’s definitely a calculation here involving chance.

[DUΛПΞ JΛCΚSOП @DuaneJackson]

Clearly no opinionated devs following me on LinkedIn. https://t.co/HC2kpfbz2Z

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The old excuse for devs twiddling their thumbs was “it’s compiling”.

Now it’s “Cursor is generating” or “the AI is thinking”

[DUΛПΞ JΛCΚSOП @DuaneJackson]

I did a thing:

https://t.co/zGVE5JB6WK

[DUΛПΞ JΛCΚSOП @DuaneJackson]

Dafuq??

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@cpinto @djjjfrost It was great : )

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Randomly met @djjjfrost at Ronnie Scotts #lgend.

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@cpinto @djjjfrost Yep. That who I came to see.

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My 30 yr brother in law just told me that calling Twitter “x” is woke!

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@PhilRaynolds Hah. Not sure if you’re serious or not. Yes. Google me.

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@PhilRaynolds There was in my time

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@RichardOsborne @KingsTrust @bosconference Wow. Flashbacks. I forgot about those two. Me too!

[DUΛПΞ JΛCΚSOП @DuaneJackson]

When I occasionally talk on stage for @KingsTrust & mention being an ex-con, I invariably get people coming up to me afterward quietly confessing that they too have a secret dodgy past.

Today at @bosconference I admitted to being a .Net developer and it was a similar experience