DubsterMan

Red-pilled sports takes. Follow at your own risk.

[DubsterMan @DubbaDubbaBall]

Wow. Sitting in the business building and the smell from K-Brew is wafting up to my nose. Nothing like the aroma of sizzling bacon and bagels on a Thursday morning, am I right?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Cboog @Cboogsportsburn]

Throwing my hat in the start GMac ring

[DubsterMan @DubbaDubbaBall]

Sandy hair, DON’T CARE! Hahah. #beachvibes

[DubsterMan @DubbaDubbaBall]

@VolsEnjoyer #EndTheCrentistNow #JusticeForDiam

[DubsterMan @DubbaDubbaBall]

I HATE the Crentist. All they do is stab my gums and make them bleed and then tell me I’m the problem and that they shouldn’t bleed. I’m human. I bleed. I hate the Dentist.

[DubsterMan @DubbaDubbaBall]

@Cboogsportsburn I understand this take, but I think rolling out only like 4 or 8 or whatever a year is goated

[DubsterMan @DubbaDubbaBall]

@wmata It’s alright guys, it’s not your fault. I was just late to work which bummed me out.

[DubsterMan @DubbaDubbaBall]

Orange line decided to stop for 20 minutes at every station on the way to work today. Yay! #DCMetro

[DubsterMan @DubbaDubbaBall]

Alright #VolNation, here’s my take on a SIMPLE Adidas away uni. The future may not be as dark as it seems.

[DubsterMan @DubbaDubbaBall]

I pop a perc and go CRAZY
I show them love but they HATE ME
DMs from bot girl instagram pages DAILY
I have lots of compassion for the country of HAITI

#ModernDayPoet #XXLFreshmanFreestyle

[DubsterMan @DubbaDubbaBall]

Are you planning to save money in your career?
Do you remember when Channing Frye was a Cavalier?
Remember 2020, wasn’t that quite a year?
Do you think Joe Burrow looks better with or without veneers?

[DubsterMan @DubbaDubbaBall]

@VolsEnjoyer @Watch_Me_NeNe82

[DubsterMan @DubbaDubbaBall]

Only golf claps at my 9 to 5,
Play with my friends when it’s nice outside,
I cashed a check, now I’ll buy a ride,
Bank account has digits like Pi, no lie.

#4BarTuesday, @VolsEnjoyer you’re next!

[DubsterMan @DubbaDubbaBall]

@Titansenthused @VolsEnjoyer Love the update, Enthusiast. The motto today is look good, feel good, play good. And it better be true because I’m a sleepy little boy today. Gonna have to rally for the next 8.5 hours. Update @Watch_Me_NeNe82?

[DubsterMan @DubbaDubbaBall]

Attended the DC fireworks show tonight (beautiful by the way). A couple big explosions lit up the sky and I kid you not, the words “Holy Mackerel” escaped my lips. Unironically. This is it, my inevitable descent to Caucasian mediocrity. It’s been a fun ride. #Happy4thofJuly

[DubsterMan @DubbaDubbaBall]

@VolsEnjoyer Hearing a really rough cover of 20 Cigarettes right now. Straining on the high notes, and let me add that this song is NOT family friendly. #DoBetterTootsies

[DubsterMan @DubbaDubbaBall]

The Nashville airport is amazing, it really is. Until they throw some random idiot on the mic at the airport Tootsies (C terminal) and you begin to regret your decisions. I can hear him everywhere I walk. Welcome to the Music City. #TheNoticer

[DubsterMan @DubbaDubbaBall]

@VolsEnjoyer @Titansenthused Not the best from you two! It’s only up from here. I’m off to the airport for my return flight to the big city! Looking forward to numb buttcheeks and crying babies for the next few hours. What’s the inside scoop @Watch_Me_NeNe82?

[DubsterMan @DubbaDubbaBall]

@Watch_Me_NeNe82 You’re softer than warm apple sauce pal.

[DubsterMan @DubbaDubbaBall]

@Cboogsportsburn @VolsEnjoyer Goodness gracious. I knew you had it in you.

[DubsterMan @DubbaDubbaBall]

Man, I’m in another mode, you can’t understand it,
My pockets thick as Peanut Butter, you’d think I Peter Pan’d it,
High IQ, clever brain, let’s get into semantics,
Your high doesn’t touch my low (Milo), swim down to Atlantis.

#4barTuesday. You’re next @Cboogsportsburn