Rachel Mayes

I'm all sunshiney and shit. you know, mostly.

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Talking with your brother in front of your mother about doing drugs at a music festival is legitimately one of the riskiest conversations to have, unless your moms a badass like mine and she wants to hop on the acid train too

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We played "What Do You Meme?" tonight. My dad threw down a card about coming down off drugs at a music festival and facing reality and it really made me question who my parents are 😂 Merry Kwanzaaaa everyone, hope you have great holiday

[Rachel Mayes @Dubnjunk]

Date someone who will take you camping for your birthday and make tacos on a campfire because you love them and it's Friday the 13th wilderness taco night.

[Rachel Mayes @Dubnjunk]

Fast cars and sunburns.

[Rachel Mayes @Dubnjunk]

"We're like a Wes Anderson movie the way we dress alike on purpose. But lately we're not feeling groovy, I could use the best advice, I'm nervous." #quinnxcii

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Running on 3 hours of sleep and spent the whole day reorganizing the house. You know you're a shitty, boring adult when you get a second wind because of a new vacuum. Fuck sakes. But DAMN I love my vacuum.

[Rachel Mayes @Dubnjunk]

You know you didn't eat enough when your cat is stationed on you and your stomach rumbling scares her enough to leap off you with a puffed up tail. Sorry Mill, damn.

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This angel.. She actually curled up next to my speaker that's bumping my tunes and fell asleep.. She's the best kitty, I'm in love ❤

[Rachel Mayes @Dubnjunk]

And then changing my septum ring turned into an absolute fucking nightmare of epic proportions. God damnit.

[Rachel Mayes @Dubnjunk]

"Lets go hang with our landlords" this is how you know you have a sick living set up.

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Sitting here drinking cheap red wine, watching Fried Green Tomatoes and sewing Matt's ripped clothing back together. I have actually reached old lady status and the worst part is I'm enjoying myself 😂

[Rachel Mayes @Dubnjunk]

Its the little things, like high fiving over pickle backs because you put the cat house together properly and created a game room all in the same day. Being awesome is sweet 🐧

[Rachel Mayes @Dubnjunk]

And the elusive 20 minute nap turned into 3 hours, bam. I'm gonna be really good at being an old lady.

[Rachel Mayes @Dubnjunk]

When you suck at making eggs its no longer over easy. Its over difficult. I ripped the fucker in half. Damnit.

[Rachel Mayes @Dubnjunk]

When your almost brother messages you to come party and sends you a voice clip yelling "WOOOOOOO" ahh I'm gonna miss Asia.

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2 for 1 cocktails are my best friend. As well as tacos, actually.

[Rachel Mayes @Dubnjunk]

I just saved 2 frogs. I don't belong in Vietnam. I am an animal person. In fact, I am one with the animals. Saaaaaaave the cute things!

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Stupid fucking chickens.

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People always look at me funny when I order, water, juice and coffee at a restaurant. I like liquids! And variety is the spice of life ya know

[Rachel Mayes @Dubnjunk]

New cities are weird, I miss Hanoi already quite alot. I think I may be headed back after Saigon, god I love that place