Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.
The context behind this pic is INSANSSEE!!! this is a crime scene photo inside the home of a serial murderer and cannibal who would turn his victims bodies into furniture. So this is literally a dead lady he turned into a lamp like omfgggg!!!!!
Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.
I am not saying a damn thing this time except that it came out great. You can guess the flavor and know it tastes more like the street vendor version than the restaurant version and it is delicious.