Wonderland Hates You

Don't mind us - we're, like, fictional and whatnot.

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The 'WHY' of Poppy, so to speak.
Nottingham, Washington is a much odder town than you've been led to believe.
Rex, of course, sees what goes on behind the scenes.

And now you know the rest of the story....

Good day.

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The city that Our Trio lives in - Nottingham, Washington - is a medium sized city that wants, desperately, to be a BIG city. Like NYC or, at the very least, Portland, Oregon. Something special. Something memorable!
Meet Poppy Platypus - The city mascot! It gets weirder from here.

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You'd be surprised by how often this stuff occurs.
#imps

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Not to, like, skip ahead from where we left off, but, This-here was the first finished pic from Our Cartoonist, @PhoenixInCrisis, here in th' far-flung future year'a 2020!
We're all honored and whatnot that it was about US!

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So yeah-- #HappyNewYear, Cats & Kittens!
We-all's gonna be prettymuch dixie-fried for the next 3 days or so.
Raise a glass (or, like, a bottle) of champagne, and we'll see ya when we see ya!
#TwentyTwenty

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#SeasonsBeatings from #WonderlandHatesYou!

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Man, that booze must've been HELLA strong!
How long have we been gone?!

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Based on a true story, as, Our Humble Cartoonist worked at [REDACTED #CONVENIENCESTORE] for 3 years.
#drunk #retailjobs #theydontpaymeenough #naked

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By the bi...
Happy #BiVisibilityDay !
So, like, spread the word!

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We'll give ya two!
This-here strip introduces Warren Abernathy - a cat who's been, like, a constant in Our humble Cartoonist's illustrated works, over & over for a buncha years, now.
https://t.co/ii6fjyeEPc

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It's been a few days and a few updates, so we gotta play catch-up!
https://t.co/c275jxu4dU

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So, like, Happy #Friday, You'se Cats.

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There seems to be, like, a giant #platypus roamin' round the city, givin' out balloons.
Must be Wednesday.
#WonderlandHatesYou

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#TodayInWonderland: Camilla meets the city's mascot - Poppy Platypus - for the first time! It probably won't be the last. Or the most unpleasant.
#WonderlandHatesYou

https://t.co/rJzfsbtooN

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The pitfalls of hauntin' the same old haunts for partyin' purposes.
The Hometown is the Hometown, but MAN--
#WonderlandHatesYou
#Bingo #exboyfriends #exgirlfriends
#bootycalls #hookups
#cheating #socialcircle #bisexualproblems

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"Vampire Philosophy"
#WonderlandHatesYou
#garlic #pussy

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What kinda magic does a cat hafta #abracadabra to conjure up a #MartianMartini, hereabouts?!
I'm, like, parched and #whatnot.

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And, another page updated today in the usual joints.
#Smackjeeves
#TheDuckWebcomics
#ComicFury

With more on #Patreon - a few pages ahead, in color, and #uncensored!

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"Read The Room"

Another one that's like, based on a #true to-do & #whatnot.
Sadly, we've all had to share air with a "Dan". Unfortunate-like, we all ain't fictional enough to get away with handlin' the sitch the way our Main Trio does.
(Kids, don't, like, try this at home, eh.)

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"Britney"