dick climb dyke

⚠️ bird alert ⚠️ amateur climber, professional dyke // talk to me about materials science and cooking

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warmth

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my most toxic trait is i use other peoples hairbrushes

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topping instructions

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@konshock @finnmertens i was going to tag you on this

[luna 🌕 @luna_moon_emoji]

@SaltyParis you know trans women are real women cause doctors get all the same insane neuroses about their hypothetical children

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i just came in them and they started playing factorio

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@noah8enne @hopoffz @OrbitallyQueer @AnOrdinaryMelon please do not flirt with my girlfriend

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the “just trying to loosen you up” to “breaking our depth record” pipeline

[jean @swordgunlimited]

(Your extremely touch starved friend with bad parents): Wow…going to the dentist is kind of erotic isn’t it?

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@Reidine @firecrakcer001 @outhcrowfreak

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@wyhz72 @erisegodso @LRSerling do it then

[chipmunk but a girl @chipettemunk]

tonight a drunk woman complimented my sweatshirt while grabbing it and pulling me toward her then said “oh ew, i thought you were a woman” when i said thanks. yeah and i thought you were a rapist bro now we’re both disappointed

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@AnOrdinaryMelon youg

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sometimes i think about how bras are a relatively recent invention and i get upset

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@zachorsomthin @Patrice_Royale @petetrainor @edzitron still not seeing the need for AI, can you point me to specific elements

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@zachorsomthin @Patrice_Royale @petetrainor @edzitron what new features and capabilities

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@zachorsomthin @Patrice_Royale @petetrainor @edzitron how much more iteration does an established ride sharing service need

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@justaddwatter she vile beast *

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@shaggyhuh @terrifiedone @lunarbnnuy @FlamingkittyU you shouldn’t act so smarmy in your responses when you don’t know pretty basic facts about subjects like this.

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@zachorsomthin @Patrice_Royale @petetrainor @edzitron in what way do they slow down

[Unworthy Hand @kisstheblade_]

They eliminated the $100k/yr union positions with benefits at the blowjob factory just to selectively rehire ten people at $2k a month as jack-off technicians. It's not even an entry-level position, just third base, but they still demand 30 years handjob experience.