Duck Dive Duck

Just a duck trying to be free.

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@anneb001 Bigger boys were threatening me but I saw them off!

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Evenin’ all. What we got here then. #OfficerDuck #KeepEmPeeled

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They’re changing the guard at Buckingham Palace,
DuckDiveDuck went down with Alice,
To the Palace
#ByRoyalAppointment

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Up, up and away in my beautiful balloon. Nice 70s cultural reference for all my young followers there… #DuckDuckAndAway

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This could have been the start of a beautiful friendship or it could have ended in disaster. I decided not to wait around long enough to find out. #MoorhenMayhem

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Apparently the instruction to “Watch the sprouts” comes with an implied second part “and let me know if they need to be turned down”. It’s not my fault if the instructions are not specific enough. #DuckedUpTheSprouts

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Healthy body, healthy mind. Start the day with a nice walk around a park. Excited for presents and food later. #TwelveDucksOfChristmas

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Where’s Duck Dive? It’s party time for ducks. #DuckingTheNightAway

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I’m back! Has to keep under the radar yesterday as security protocols meant no tweeting from where I was. #OnHisMajestysDuckingService

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England expects very duck to do his duty. Me, I just want the bag lady to leave me alone. #KissMeHardy

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@anneb001 Is that a threat bag lady? #OnTheWingsOfADuck

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Time to move on. No idea where I’m going next but “Have surfboard, will travel.” The kind host seems to be heading some where so I’m gonna stowaway and take it from there. #DuckDuckAndAway

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Picked up some side work as a cake model. Easy money but slightly worried about being wrapped up in foil overnight. Might make a swift getaway when no-one’s looking. In the words of the Littlest Hobo, Maybe tomorrow I’ll wanna settle down. Until tomorrow I just keep moving on.

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Nice weather for ducks they say. Not when you’re a surfer duck from warmer climes. Transported half way round the world for this. At least I’m free from my cardboard prison cell. #DuckDuckAndAway

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Apparently I have to Duck from home today. That doesn’t sound like fun. #HybridDucking Might try and sneak out later and see what I can find.

[Duck Dive Duck @DuckDiveDuck]

That’s better. My tail is all toasty again. #FluffyDuck

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My tail is all tingly… #DuckTales

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I went to a party with my friends and got separated. Now I’m off on an adventure all on my own. #WhatTheDuckIsGoingOn