Spicy Honk Bonk

Yes. I am fully vaccinated. Manager of Industrial sales business. Sales, Customer Service, People Ambassador. Beer aficionado, father, grandfather.

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@musk_news13 Yes. Several, and still have 10-12 of them

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@CChandlerTV @CityOfMemphis Memphis is what a Memphis does.
-Forrest Gump

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@Vorrastore If you are drinking from a can, you need to re-evaluate your life.

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@josemangin I’m not going to lie. I could listen to all 3 of the #testdrive from #SiriusXM #octane. Exile has a #siriusxm #turbo vibe to it. But can get into the #FramingHanley

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@cwotd an imaginary conversation: Hi Richard, this is your dad. Did you see that fumble. Told you them Chiefs was good. We caught a coon in the trap. Talk to you later.

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@RebekahTDOT If @GovBillLee had to drive down Lebanon Pike every day, I bet it would get fixed. Driving from Hermitage to Donelson is ridiculous. There are less potholes on the roads in Ukraine.

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Me: "One time I farted so long, I was surprised that my butt didn't have to stop and catch its breath."

Interviewer: " ..and a weakness?"

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Christmas music is back, what exactly is a mug of good cheer Are we all just getting loaded for the holidays?

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At this point it's weird anytime I open my front door and don't see a package waiting there.

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To everyone who wrote "stay cool" in my middle school year book...I have some devastating news

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Who came up with Snickers Minis?
Why do we need 1/16th of a Snickers bar? These aren't even bite sized. I have to take em 4 at a time like ibuprofen.

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Common sense is like deodorant.
Those that need it most, don’t use it.

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People may not realize this but you can put a coffee pot in any room you want, no one can stop you.

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I wonder if the people paying $300 for a colon cleanse even know about Taco Bell's $4.99 deal

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95% of all Fords sold in the last 20 years are still on the road today. The other 5% actually made it home.

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It's like the real meaning of Halloween has been lost. Most people don't even know that Jesus fought a pumpkin, let alone why.

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[concert]
SINGER: Hows everyone doin
tonight?
CROWD: Woooo!!!!
ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months…

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Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.

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Taking pre-orders

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What is wrong with people? A guy saw my Halloween decorations in my yard. He stopped & got out. I watched him put one of MY decorations into HIS car! I ran out & tapped on his window & told him to give it back. He denied even having it! Then dummy #2 started tapping
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