Awkweird Duck (Gone)

If Socrates, Monty Python's Black Knight, Robert Frost, and Lorelai Gilmore had a foursome that produced a miracle baby, that baby would be me. (No longer here)

[White Owls Inc. - Hotel Barcelona Out Now! @WhiteOwlsInc]

GIVEAWAY ALERT!📢

To celebrate the free to play re-launch of Death Game Hotel, we will be holding a giveaway for one winner to receive:
-One Meta Quest 3S Headset
-Death Game Hotel Special Box

SEE BELOW ON HOW TO ENTER!☠️

The giveaway will run until 4/6 PST (*open to US & Canada).
Let the Death Games begin!🎰

[Awkweird Duck (Gone) @DuckDuckTweets_]

My last tweet-

Yes, the world is fucked.. but that doesn't mean YOUR world has to be.
Don't let the toxic negative attitude pull you in.
Focus on being the best version of yourself. Focus on spreading love and positivity.
That is how we grow.
That is how we make a difference.
💜

[Awkweird Duck (Gone) @DuckDuckTweets_]

Just had a dream where I finally met @mxpx - After 30 years of being a fan!
It was at a library event where we watched local bands cover their songs for.. some reason.. and Kid 2 (also a fan) got me a seat next to @mikeherreraTD. 🤩
They were the coolest guys! 💜💜💜#InMyDreams

[Awkweird Duck (Gone) @DuckDuckTweets_]

@WholesomeMeme That was the life.

[Awkweird Duck (Gone) @DuckDuckTweets_]

Twitter... I've been feeling this for a while and I think it's time I say it..
I don't feel anything for you anymore.
There's no other social media, and I'll still visit for all the animal vids and such, but.. to be honest, I have nothing to say to you anymore.
I'm just... done.

[Awkweird Duck (Gone) @DuckDuckTweets_]

I'm technically on that other site, but I will not be using that other site. Not because of loyalty or anything like that, I just dislike social media in general and am perfectly willing to go without either, if it comes to that.

[Awkweird Duck (Gone) @DuckDuckTweets_]

In my head, I tell you all my secrets.
I shine light on the dark corners,
Show the shadows living there.
You watch, listen silently, taking it all in.
And I can love you wholly, fully,
Because in my head,
In the only place where I feel free,
You still love me.

[Awkweird Duck (Gone) @DuckDuckTweets_]

With pleading eyes, I wait for scraps of affection, like a starving street mutt hoping for food.
You stamp your foot and wave me away. I lower my head as I stagger out of sight.
Today was not my day. Will I make it through the night?
And if I don't, will I be forgotten tomorrow?

[Awkweird Duck (Gone) @DuckDuckTweets_]

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All she'd ever wanted was to love and be loved,
But
Somehow
Through all the effort of trying to become loved by her,
They always forgot to love her back.

[Awkweird Duck (Gone) @DuckDuckTweets_]

I had a dream @justinhartley pointed out something embarrassing in a very cruel, public way. I took him aside and said, "you could have let me know privately, instead of being a prick. You're an adult, it's time for you to grow up. You have people who need you to grow up."
WTF 😂

[Awkweird Duck (Gone) @DuckDuckTweets_]

"Your call is important to us."
No it's not.
"Please continue to hold"
Like I have a choice.
*soft music*
You want me to fall asleep, so you don't have to deal with me.
"Your call is-"
WHY HAVE MUSIC IF YOU'RE GOING TO INTERRUPT IT EVERY 5 SECONDS?

[Awkweird Duck (Gone) @DuckDuckTweets_]

Everyone else: "X is a dumpster fire, I never use that app."

Me:
Stressed, need a break
Come on Twitter
See nothing but @WholesomeMeme, @RespectfulMemes, @buitengebieden, @Yoda4ever, and all my webcomic & (specific animal) every (hour/day) accounts.
"Twitter is my happy place!"

[Awkweird Duck (Gone) @DuckDuckTweets_]

I don't care if I have to make an appointment with every medical office in this damn city, I am seeing a doctor as soon as I can. This is not okay and it's time to push for better treatment.

Love your bodies, people. Cherish them...
or they will betray you.

[Awkweird Duck (Gone) @DuckDuckTweets_]

I'm an emotional support duck! Where's my pup?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Henry. He brings his emotional support duck to his hydrotherapy sessions. They get along swimmingly. 13/10

[Awkweird Duck (Gone) @DuckDuckTweets_]

@dog_rates @fitzmagic13 AGREED