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[Portland Police @PortlandPolice]

Press Release: Bicyclist Killed After Crash In North Portland
Link: https://t.co/EOAOkQjekb

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Dumb Twitter accounts love to ignore the massive expanded unemployment benefits. If wasn't just $3200.

[Matt @matthewesp]

Y’all really took $3,200 from the government in exchange for crashing 401ks, $5-6 a gallon gas, higher property taxes, and 5.83% mortgage interest rates.

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@USCGPacificNW Hopefully tax payers aren't going to foot the bill for a yacht rescue

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@KOINNews Driving is very dangerous

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Officers bravely capture one of their own

[Portland Police @PortlandPolice]

Press Release: Officers Contain Pig to Avoid Traffic Crashes--Caption This (Photo)
Link: https://t.co/JBv9GFBR5M

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@Tucker9Kevin @KOINNews It's well known there's no gun violence in the conservative enclaves of Florida and Texas.

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@NWSPortland @OregonDOT this is neat

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@clawforce Please sir

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@clawforce I just played Wordle Archive Day 200. (3/6)
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https://t.co/b37YzrLEHj

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@clawforce I just played Wordle Archive Day 198. (4/6)
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https://t.co/mgBqiTsB2F

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@clawforce I'm wordle king now

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@clawforce I just played Wordle Archive Day 199. (4/6)
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https://t.co/linSzsdSn7

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@clawforce I just played Wordle Archive Day 197. (3/6)
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https://t.co/qMxbUrbH9y

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@haralabob @artx00 @McDonalds A hot Whonper and a good shid in the Kurger Bing banthroom ❤️❤️❤️

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@haralabob Especially for the cops. https://t.co/TEB1Rbnkts

[DEI speedwagon (all eyes on Cuba) 🌹🇵🇸 〽️ @uhshanti]

overtime is like $200/hr so yeah that’s what we’re paying to escort Bottega Veneta shoppers to their free parking. every 15 cop hours could get a homeless person a nice 1 bedroom at market rate for a month

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My guy, we still need more houses

[loomdart @loomdart]

and house / commodity prices will probably still rise, but not to some gargantuan death hole extent

basically keep creating more NFTs that way we can store more rich people money in non-physical real estate

and just hope crypto isnt that good at distributing wealth

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@elonmusk @avalonpenrose Not tooooo expensive

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@elonmusk @clawforce

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@clawforce Ops!