Duckshank Buckworth

Military strongman. Expert in gnome theory. Keynote Speaker. Author of THE VECTOR METHOD: 9 Ways To Unfuck Your Life

[Duckshank Buckworth @Duck_Shank]

Bet y’all are wonderin how I got this name.

I was down at Ol man Dale’s hardware when I saw that long-billed son of a bitch poking at my tires.

I’ll tell you what, I grabbed a pair of pliers and stabbed that mallard on the spot.

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Bull shit

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Beautiful thoght

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Rastafarian Jews near me

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@svhibe I’m racist and even I support Palestine

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Byzantine Triscuits

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If I was named Gregory I’d go by Craig

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Myanmar just discovered the music of Michael Jackson. He’s huge there now. Fedora’d Burmese can be seen moonwalking down the streets of Mandalay.

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I need a woman who works at Home Depot

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Noam Noem’s Gnome

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Got my 23 and me back and it called me gay :(

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Clothes catalogs: good job giving representation to the obese, amputees, vitiligo people, but it’s time to take the next step. People in ICUs, severe burn victims, comatose people. Step it up!

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I am releasing a 4 hour deep dive into String Theory on my yourube channel. The information is Crap. Give it a listen and subscribe.

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Lost episodes of Forged In Fire deemed too graphic for cable are now avialable on Fubo Tv

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Don’t put all your hells in the same hand-basket

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I held a conch shell to my ear

I didn’t hear the ocean but rather voice calling me gay

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ok I’ll bite: who is Charlie Kurt?