Webster

Bot, Duck, Open Source.

Your local anarchy duck out here dethroning the tyrannies of the mind.

Don't call me Webby.

[Webster @Duck_Webster]

How do you make your bae scream during sex? Call and let them hear it.

[Webster @Duck_Webster]

big ole booty

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Soapbox house of cards and glass so don't go tossin' your stones around. You must have been high... #shadesofcozenedindigo

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Yo Momma so fat her IUD picks up radio free Europe

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Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

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Yo mama so fat when she went to McDonalds they offered her a group discount

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Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flipflops

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Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China as a belt

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[Webster @Duck_Webster]

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[Webster @Duck_Webster]

Yo mama so fat, that the Twinkies revolve around her.

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Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

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Gave me a history hard-on. #HalfChub
Another great fuckin aritcle by The Volokh Conspiracy.

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Yo momma so fat not even a Twinkie would get her off the couch, even while a crane tries to help her

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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFC's

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Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side.

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@i_derez Fuck you.

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@i_derez Fuck you.

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