Katie

Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman.

[Katie @Duckiee77]

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

[Katie @Duckiee77]

Current level of child:

Sitting on the floor, eating toast, watching Spongebob

[Katie @Duckiee77]

You treat outside wounds with rubbing alcohol and you treat inside wounds with drinking alcohol. It’s science.

[Katie @Duckiee77]

Seriously, it’s not a love story

[Katie @Duckiee77]

Romeo and Juliet is NOT A LOVE STORY

[Katie @Duckiee77]

INCLUDING BOTH ROMEO AND JULIET

[Katie @Duckiee77]

The key to happiness is being with someone who loves you more than you love them

[Katie @Duckiee77]

When you’re upsetti, eat some spaghetti https://t.co/AkbeUXTBGo

[Katie @Duckiee77]

Opinions are like assholes, everyone’s got one.

[Katie @Duckiee77]

Sometimes I look at my man like wow he’s so lucky to have me in his life

[The Big Bang Theory @bigbangtheory]

In loving memory of Stephen Hawking. It was an honor to have him on The #BigBangTheory. Thank you for inspiring us and the world.

[Katie @Duckiee77]

National napping day? Plot twist - that’s everyday for me 😎 💤

[Katie @Duckiee77]

It’s snowing right now. I was not informed about it snowing so I’m wearing crocs.

[Katie @Duckiee77]

Whatever this food is, I want it hard core right now https://t.co/a69XRGwRqx

[Katie @Duckiee77]

Me: *puts clothes on to work out in*

Me: *sits for literally two seconds*

*two hours pass by*

Me: .......whelp guess I’ll try again tomorrow

[Katie @Duckiee77]

Bae: *calls me princess in a completely sarcastic way*

Me: ya damn right I’m a princess