JD Ducks

so...where do the ducks go?

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Quack

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Yes...yes it is.

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Currently stilled ducked up about the rando girl in the Uffizi last week who pointed at Botticelli’s The Birth of Venus behind the bulletproof glass and the security sensors and asked her friend “is this the original?”🤦🏻

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Hello, this is my European cousin. He is not a duck, but he is pretty.

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Asking for the ducks

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The real question we should be asking: when God flooded the earth, did he use salt water or fresh water?

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Have a quackin’ good day everyone!🦆

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A special thank you to all my loyal followers. Y’all are⬇️

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Bitches be crazy but I’m Quackalakin🦆

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Currently debating wether or not to ask my Uber driver where the ducks go...?

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Spotted in the wild. This real live duck. Stay in school kids so you can grow up to be duckin’ awesome like this chick.

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Guys, I really ducked up! I missed Dad’s 100th Birthday by 28 days. He’d think I’m such a phony🤷🏻‍♂️

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Some ducks head south for the winter, but I’m better than that so I’m braving the cold.

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Quack

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You’d think the song was called Smoke on the Water, but I know it’s actually Ducks on the Water

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Just witnessed some stupid GenZ baby not know how to use a credit card swiper because they’ve been spoiled by the chip reader for the entirety of their fiscal responsibility in life. Oh wait...that was me.

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People ask me @DucksJd what did you do today? My response: I made this twitter account dedicated to my love of penguins.

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Can you really ever truly be the Goat if you’re actually a duck?