kyle 🦆

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[BOARDS OF CANADA @boardsofcanada]

INFERNO. 29 MAY 2026. https://t.co/r6yNo3gkJN

[kyle 🦆 @Duckstroyer]

@bplaysstuff @ShckglyGongas pkrb has a bug where sometimes item effects will proc incorrectly, or gift the usage effect to the opponent. sash doesn’t have this issue specifically but items like the stat raise pinch berries do

[kyle 🦆 @Duckstroyer]

@jsoly0 @Squerk_ i request one fucking song

[Squerk @Squerk_]

I click the Stop Streaming button, and glance at my bank account. "Guess it's time to do another Squerkathon" I mumble, my tiredness already seeping in, as if to taunt me with the fatigue that would be felt over the coming months. This is the life of a streamer, one that I thought I wanted, but now that I have it all I can see is the mankey's paw.

"You've tried that already" a deep powerful voice says from the corner of my room. He arises, his 7'6" demeanor towering over me. "Your debts are calling, and bossman isn't happy". @moxittv steps in front of my lighting setup, the bright glow illuminating his chiseled face. The henchman to the one that I am indebted to...

"What do you mean?" I squeak "This is all I know, this is the deal."

"We HAD a deal... but boss says his pockets still feel light. I expected more... May I remind you I wasn't the one to put 500k CuckBux on Wipe... and then you had the audacity to ask for more, I quote, 'the suicune will clutch up this time'"

"I'm SORRY... he didn't plan it risklessly. I promise I won't make the mistake again, I swear!"

"I've heard it already boy, now come on." He hoists me up, my 4'10" body flinging over his shoulder with little effort. He swipes his hand in front of him, the world's fabric tearing apart, sharding off into my room into particulates of dark matter. He smiles wide, as his eyes turn red and his skin begins to purple. He steps into the otherwordly tear, whisking us instantly into its hellish grasp.

Every particle of my human self immediately seethes in pain, forcefully being lashed out from my body. My true form fully overtaking me, I sink farther and farther into the husk of what I once was. My body collapses into an orange blob, my clothes harden forming into a shell.

Violently, our winnow completes. No longer human, but as a Gengar and Dottler. I glance around, knowing my dual screens won't help me here. Zangoose sits at the desk before us... but not just any Zangoose...

TBC...

[kyle 🦆 @Duckstroyer]

@Squerk_ hm, decent try at this AO3 thing. i suppose i am curious to see who the Zangoose is, and if you will ever be able to return to your human form. why did you choose dottler btw? also are you really only 4’10”?

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

@mtgreenee bet this hits hard if you’re stupid

[giggly ♡ @xgigglypuff]

This is explicitly racist.

A white guy in 2017 committed the deadliest mass shooting in US history. Does that mean it would be a disgrace to have a white man as president now? Of course not.

No logic, just racist propaganda and vibes

[techsiren ♥︎ @techhsiren]

is there a specific post that you still think about

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Oh look it’s the study that shows conservatives are sociopaths that all of them are too stupid to understand

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

if you want artists to be at the level of michelangelo then you have to have a society that allows people to spend all their time practicing and making art without worrying about making money.

[kyle 🦆 @Duckstroyer]

@FlygonHG It isn’t a doc error but rather a bug. The SD check doesn’t add to the score, due to a bug which increments the pointer (yay pointer math) rather than the score of the move.

We have now found that there are 24 instances of this in the game’s code.

Basically, everything was +6.

[kyle 🦆 @Duckstroyer]

@hugmoretreez liberals is when have close relationships

[LGBTQ for Dems @LGBTQPete]

Democrats pass something called “The Inflation Reduction Act.” (Without a single Republican vote). And it literally reduced inflation.

[kyle 🦆 @Duckstroyer]

@eclectic_dev @jherr +1 to mini motorways

[kyle 🦆 @Duckstroyer]

@jherr Baba Is You. A puzzle game with a clever gimmick and lots of brain burny depth. Probably the best puzzle game I've ever played. Plus it's only 15 bucks.

[kyle 🦆 @Duckstroyer]

@Squerk_ @CoxComm @metronetfiber nuzlockers vs isp war wages on with now two tragic casualties

[Magdalena Bay @MagdalenaBay]

Imaginal Disk… it’s here… it’s you 💙