David W. Duclon

[David W. Duclon @Duclon]

Check out the new Punky Brewster! https://t.co/Oi5fm6sz37

[David W. Duclon @Duclon]

Proud to announce my novel "Once Upon A Christmas" is now avail on Amazon. #SkyDivingSanta #TheGasketKing

[David W. Duclon @Duclon]

Incredibly proud of my daughter, Danielle Duclon, who just joined the Rodeo Realty team! #danifooface #FindYourDreamHome

[David W. Duclon @Duclon]

RIP Garry Marshall. Thank you for my career, thank you for teaching me the craft, and most of all, thank you for your friendship.

[David W. Duclon @Duclon]

Garry Marshall assembled and mentored a vast stable of comedy actors and writers. Garry gave my life a block scene. #GarryMarshall

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Prices keep going up. Today I saw a Fwy exit panhandler with a sign that read: "I need $250" #Inflation

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@JohnnyACE562 Yep. That's me on the left. The chump on the right took all the credit...

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Prediction: Drones will evolve into self-driving air cars. Garages will have automatic roof openers. Mickey D's will have a fly-thru line.

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Gary Menteer: Gifted writer, director, producer, dancer, and choreographer. My best friend. Heaven's next production is bound to be a hit...

[David W. Duclon @Duclon]

Latest social hazard: Texting while hover boarding...

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@jaleelwhite @Duclon
ABC Current Programming: "Who's the actress playing Cousin Myrtle? She's as good as Jaleel." #FamilyMattersForever

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And I love you, Cherrific!

[David W. Duclon @Duclon]

Four out of five Americans are American. The rest are Central American. #CensusFaker

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New show on Bravo? "Real Housewives of Salt Lake City." All have the same husband. #CrowdedBed

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Right now, only Whoopi is enjoying The View... #MorningHostAttrition

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New menu item available at the World Cup: Futboller Tartare with Suarez Sauce... #SportsCuisine

[David W. Duclon @Duclon]

Marine Layer: Meteorological Condition or Jarhead Ho? #JustCurious

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Virtual Vacays: You sit in your Lazy-Boy in East Podunk, Mo. and visit Maui thru Google Glasses connected to a rental drone. #TechnoBabble

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I mean, it really bugs me when people start a sentence with "I mean." #JustSayin'

[David W. Duclon @Duclon]

Early cave paintings show that the first wheel was recalled for being "not quite round"... #WhoKnew?