Duddley Vesicle, Esq.

representative of the unrepresented 🦠 (all tweets are in British)

[Duddley Vesicle, Esq. @DuddleyV]

alright, enough self-aggrandizement, the real underdog is the cytoplasm. It’s there holding everyone, being a buffer, protecting genetic material and being home to the start of cellular respiration and no one says anything.
#organellevoteallen2020 #thankyou

[Duddley Vesicle, Esq. @DuddleyV]

(This was the golden opportunity to use that last GiF, I’m just playin arounddd😂)

[Duddley Vesicle, Esq. @DuddleyV]

Heads up, be grateful if you’ve got good parents chaps, one of mine either kicks me out or stores me away (Golgi) and the other just disowned me (Rough ER). I don’t know if they’d do that to my sibling/cousin lysosome tho...
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[Duddley Vesicle, Esq. @DuddleyV]

Rough ER better be careful with actin all independent, we both know what would happen if the ribosomes just:
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[Duddley Vesicle, Esq. @DuddleyV]

if you ever feel down, just remember, the mitochondria can’t be the powerhouse of the cell, if there’s no cell
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[Duddley Vesicle, Esq. @DuddleyV]

You know, even though it’s dangerous for us, vacuoles sacrifice themselves everyday to isolate materials from the cell, to protect the cell, therefore protecting all the organelles within the cell, but nobody’s gonna tell you that...
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[Duddley Vesicle, Esq. @DuddleyV]

Wait, I think I flamed myself with this one...🤦‍♀️😂

[Duddley Vesicle, Esq. @DuddleyV]

Me trying to explain that vacuoles also are responsible for maintaining turgor pressure in plant cells and isolating harmful bacteria from the rest and nobody caring:
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[Duddley Vesicle, Esq. @DuddleyV]

Her Majesty called me today, & she said vesicles should be knighted for the hard work they do w/o proper recognition. Like how we realase neurotransmitters into the inter-neural space, helping with cell communication.
So that’s SiR Duddley V to you.
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[Duddley Vesicle, Esq. @DuddleyV]

When I am sick, I am tired. And when I am tired, I am sick of being tired. And I am SiCK and TiRED of lysosomes actin all big and bad. Listen up mate, you guys are also known to be VESCiLES. In conclusion, we’re RELATED.
#dontforgetwhereyoucamefrom
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[Duddley Vesicle, Esq. @DuddleyV]

We’re known for helping digest and breakdown macromolecules, so without us, the cell would be starving and constipated. But hey, what do I know🙄
#miralax #organellevoteallen2020

[Duddley Vesicle, Esq. @DuddleyV]

HELLOOOOOOO the cell wall is not the ONLY thing protecting the cell! Us vesicles also take part in protecting the cell.
DUH 🧠🙄
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[Duddley Vesicle, Esq. @DuddleyV]

Contractile vacuoles pump excess water out of the cell, thereby we maintain a suitable concentration of ions inside the cell. Remember that the next time “forget” to invite us to the pool party.
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[Duddley Vesicle, Esq. @DuddleyV]

If we’re so useless why does disfunction possibly contribute to the development of Alzheimer’s Disease and even Cancer??
You’ve been warned. #organellevoteallen2020

[Duddley Vesicle, Esq. @DuddleyV]

We help out the scrawny TWiGS (the non protein Golgi products) move from the trans face of the Golgi to fuse with the plasma membrane. You know know you need our big guns 💪.
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[Duddley Vesicle, Esq. @DuddleyV]

At least vesicles are in both animal and plant cells unlike some organellles....👀
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[Duddley Vesicle, Esq. @DuddleyV]

hold on, if vesicles can transport organelles, even the disabled ones, doesn’t that technically make us the paramedics of the cell?
think about it bruv.
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[Duddley Vesicle, Esq. @DuddleyV]

Oi lysosomes! You can run but you can’t hide, when it’s all said and done, we both know you’ve gotta fuse with me after phagocytosis.
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[Duddley Vesicle, Esq. @DuddleyV]

if vesicles are so insignificant why can they carry such important things like hormones or NEUROtransmitters??
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[Duddley Vesicle, Esq. @DuddleyV]

The next time I hear someone bash vesicles, we might just have to tussle.
Chemical reactions don’t only happen in the mitochondria or the cell memebrane or the cytoplasm. Vesicles can be used as chemical reaction chambers too!!
#organellevoteallen2020