Colton K

not clever, or funny, or interesting; just bad.

[Colton K @Dude5059]

Eventually, all men give in to their baser urges and fall from grace

[さばほっけ @zakochirashi]

2406:new friends!?🧸

#1日1ウパー

[Colton K @Dude5059]

No! I can't do fucking anything!

[nebulica @nebulica]

Can you reverse the spin of this pyramid?

[Colton K @Dude5059]

@schizothotep I have 50 Neophytes and still feel like I need like 30 more because at least they kill something sometimes

[RIZE | GriffyBones @GriffyBones]

People complaining about Tokon neutral being stupid, but neutral in Tag fighters has been about mashing assist and moving around the screen like crazy while trying to convert big damage off a random stray hit for some time now....

[miles @milesdotgov]

Doctor: Stone cold pimp like you probably used to getting penile fractures from fucking all the damn time, am I right, playboy?

Me (wearing cowboy hat, otherwise nude, broke penis jacking off too hard): jers tryna do right by the womenfolk sir, jers tryna hit that shit right

[💫Tribe 13X 🔻 💫 @B00K0FTRIBE]

Watched The Wolverine yesterday and Most of it is characters telling Wolverine shit like “we have a word for you in Japanese… it means silent sufferer” while Hugh Jackman makes a face at the camera where you see him try to fight off the effects of extreme dehydration

[フィレンツェのケバブ @y_saizen]

#SDガンダム
#閃光のハサウェイ

[suboptimal rotation @zeroparse]

In the stripped club. Straight up 'Zorking it'. And by 'it', haha, well. Let's just say. My undersea cable.

[carp @carpUNI]

we kept fgc twitter celebrities on salary for 10 years to remake the skullgirls alpha with league characters 👍

[Darkk Mane @DarkkManeiac]

Crazy couple of months

[哀ScReaM @s5r7m3]

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[「Milky」COMMS OPEN @Milky_Onion]

xmans

[𝙈⁷ @0mmmmm7777777]

DOOM

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

The connoisseur

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Yeah I'll get the uhhh what I deserve

[はんくり/hungry_clicker @click_burgundy]

MARVEL Tōkon: Fighting Souls
「All-Star Arena」Arena Completion illust
「Arcadia Rumble」Fighter Soul illust
描かせていただきました。

[Colton K @Dude5059]

@DDofWarhammer @MauganRaMonday waiter! waiter! more named ultramarines please!

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

So, apparently, killing the old king doesn't make you the new king. You actually have to kill way more guys than that. But they don't tell you that beforehand. So you can kill the king and think everyone's gonna be cool about it, but then you actually end up in a lot of trouble.

[PNWGUERRILLA @pnwguerrilla]

Gonna have to start trying this while hiking.

Been doing it all wrong

Pro gammer tip right here