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The freeway = #mariokart

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Guess who's back!

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Every time you handle money, you're touching a little bit of feces.

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Grill instruction manuals were meant to be used as fire starters.

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Never hit a guy with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

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#CoorsLight is water that is lying about being beer.

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Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Stare him down and make him feel less superior.

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@HerculeanFeat they say nice guys finish last. even more so now.

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@HerculeanFeat chivalry died when ladies turned gentlemen into stage five clingers.

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chase whiskey with more whiskey.

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The Native American Indians believe that if your picture is taken, it steals your very soul. Go take a selfie and kill yourself.

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The human race has lived on Earth for only 0.004% of the planet's history. It seems pretty stupid to assume we're the only planet with life.

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If #CourtneyLove finds this fucking airplane, I swear to god.....

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@Cafrann_Coquyt I aim to please.

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MOAR Disintegration!! #MalaysiaAirlines

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@ArgeliaKilday52 coke binging.

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Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

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#Crying: acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.

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Never get your haircut at #Greatclips. It's not great, and if you work there, you're probably not either.

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Chivalry is in fact dead. Women killed it.