What's Her Name

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[What's Her Name @DudeWheresMyKid]

Caspian: One time! I was watching that! When I was a little kid!

...he's been alive for 4 years.

[What's Her Name @DudeWheresMyKid]

The FBI is going to flag my 7 year old's phone. He's searching for "hack money" apps. 🤦🏼‍♀️

#proudmom #mommyNeedsANewPairOfShoes

[What's Her Name @DudeWheresMyKid]

Me: Don't lick me.
4 y/o: too late, I already did.

#momlife #momofboys #thingsparentssay

[What's Her Name @DudeWheresMyKid]

Cas: Mom, I'm scared of the funderthorm. 😂

Cutest "thunderstorm" ever.

[What's Her Name @DudeWheresMyKid]

He's also learning about facts/opinions.
E: An opinion is...
Me: I'm the greatest person ever.
E: Well, yes. & a fact is...
Me: I'm the greatest person ever.
E: To me, that's a fact. But to other people, that's an opinion. 😭😍

#heartmelt #momlife #smartestkidever #lifewithboys

[What's Her Name @DudeWheresMyKid]

My 7 year old telling us about his "tree factory" he built on Minecraft. He planted a bunch of trees with water around them so he can cut them down when he needs wood.
A forest, son. You built a forest.

[What's Her Name @DudeWheresMyKid]

I heard Caspian say, "I don't care!" last night & I asked him what he didn't care about. He said, " I just care about my wittle tiny self!"

[What's Her Name @DudeWheresMyKid]

@realDonaldTrump Can't you just play with your Legos and not waste money on a wall?

[David Esperanto @David89Sperry]

Gun violence is not a new problem - we need leaders who will work for common sense solutions.
#MarchForOurLives

[What's Her Name @DudeWheresMyKid]

@SYSCOSNOOPY @marceloclaure @sprint Oh, pobrecito.
If you can't handle the heat, stay outta the seat. 🤷🏼‍♀️
Also, I'm just curious, is this the route you take while calling customer care? 🤔

[What's Her Name @DudeWheresMyKid]

@theChocoboJoe @SYSCOSNOOPY @sprint Find a good store. But be sure to let all your frustrations out online beforehand. Keep in mind, "You catch more flies with honey than vinegar."
Please. For the love of God, keep that quote in mind, guy!

[What's Her Name @DudeWheresMyKid]

@SYSCOSNOOPY @sprint Can you tweet about it a few more times? Some of us don't get your point yet. 🤔

[Marcelo Claure @marceloclaure]

#WednesdayWisdom: @Sprint customers who get a #GalaxyS9 can name their own star in the @Sprint constellation! https://t.co/kKHePxOvbc

[What's Her Name @DudeWheresMyKid]

@kellytaylor02 @sprint I'm sorry. 😔
The best thing is to find "your" Sprint store. Where the employees are well trained& will gladly sit on the phone for hours to fix issues FOR you. All carriers have their issues. Believe me. Sprint isnt perfect, but we're always perfecting. 😘

[What's Her Name @DudeWheresMyKid]

@marceloclaure Any time he does it, give him treats and pet him up. Find a noise that makes him turn his head like that and do it a few times, give treat, pet and be super excited and he will get it in no time. :)

[What's Her Name @DudeWheresMyKid]

@upstate_messina @VZWSupport @sprint Keyword "had."
Who doesn't believe in second chances?
P.s. You cut me deep. We're not the worst of all.

[What's Her Name @DudeWheresMyKid]

@JohnLegere @preppiepro @sprint

[What's Her Name @DudeWheresMyKid]

@1000yardstr @JohnLegere Finnnne. Not that I’m calling you a horse, but I totally led you to the best watering hole& oh my goodness, you are stubborn& refuse to drink. 😂
Next time you have a minute though, stop in a Sprint store. You can thank me later. ☺️

[What's Her Name @DudeWheresMyKid]

@1000yardstr @JohnLegere A lot can happen in a year. I was still over paying with Verizon a year ago...
Ugh. #neveragain