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[Bàbá Dúdú ló kàn! @Dudremi]

"a dream is not that which comes through sleep, but that which keeps you awake" - Dr J. P. Abdul Kalam. #InspirationalQuotes #deepthoughts #foodforthought #WordsOfWisdom #wordsyoucanrelateto #WordsOfWisdom

[Festus Keyamo, SAN, CON, FCIArb (UK) @fkeyamo]

PETER OBI MUST APOLOGISE TO AIRPORT STAFF AND PAY THE FINE FOR WRONG PARKING

As the Minister of Aviation, I felt a moral duty to investigate and authenticate the claim made by opposition candidate, Mr. Peter Obi, a few days ago that the tyres of his car were ‘unjustly’ clamped at the airport, suggesting a ‘persecution agenda’ against him by the Federal Government. Politics aside, every Nigerian is entitled to fair treatment under the law.

I therefore instituted an internal inquiry over the issue.

Luckily enough, the entire Abuja airport is covered by CCTV cameras, real-time, 24/7. But apparently, this fact was unknown to Mr. Peter Obi. Otherwise, perhaps he would have been more circumspect before rushing to the media to cry ‘persecution’.

From the recordings, these are the facts:

1. On Saturday, July 4th, 2026, Mr. Obi arrived at the domestic wing of the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport Abuja at exactly 20:28 pm, driven by a Policeman. He alighted with two other occupants and went into the terminal building.

2. The Police driver then parked the vehicle, almost blocking the entrance and came out himself and went into the terminal building too. The airport rule is that, apart from the fact that it is a drop-off zone, a driver must remain behind the wheels of the vehicle for it to be tolerated for some time within that zone. Still the vehicle tyres were not clamped.

3. The Policeman came back to the vehicle at about 20:32pm and collected something from the vehicle and went back into the building again, leaving the vehicle unattended to.

4. At this point, the dutiful airport security staff came over and clamped the tyres of the car. In doing this, contrary to the claims by Peter Obi, nobody was inside the car and so nobody knew whether it was his car (not that it should matter, anyway).

5. When the Policeman returned again and discovered the tyres were clamped, he was directed to an office and upon getting there, he called Mr. Peter Obi on his phone and gave the phone to the manager. Mr. Peter Obi then introduced himself and spoke with the manager, peddled his ‘influence’ and requested for the release of the vehicle. His vehicle was then released without him paying the necessary fine.

6. It is important to note that the time the vehicle was parked unattended to in that prohibited zone was about 30 minutes, which constitutes a security risk at an airport by global best practices.

What has emerged from this is a clear case of an opposition candidate trying to whip up unnecessary sentiments for a wrong he committed with his driver. The excuse which Mr. Peter Obi gave that there were other offenders too on that day (which is completely false) cannot be an excuse for an individual aspiring to be President of Nigeria. He must live above board.

This is a matter that was not even mentioned at all by the airport authorities and had been put to rest. But ever determined to milk any situation to score cheap political points, Mr. Peter Obi decided to go on air to render a false narrative.

Therefore, he must also face the consequences of his actions. (I have attached the CCTV footages to this statement for the public to clearly see what transpired.)

In the circumstances, consistent with the principle of equality before the law, as Minister of Aviation, I make the following demands on Mr. Peter Obi:

1. That he tenders an unreserved, public apology to those hardworking, ordinary Nigerian workers at the airport, just doing their jobs dutifully and whom he sought to blackmail as his ‘persecutors’.

2. That Mr. Peter Obi voluntarily goes back to the airport and pay the appropriate fine of N25,000 for wrongful parking at the airport for which he used ‘influence peddling’ to bully his way out on that day. He cannot be bigger than the law.

If these demands are not met within one week, I will be giving the necessary directives to the Federal Airport Authority of Nigeria (FAAN) to take the next steps against him.

[Bàbá Dúdú ló kàn! @Dudremi]

Ọmọ eléyìí tún lé ọ! FIFA actually controlling the ball itself...?

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

Hmmmnn, the things I am hearing about the Argentina v Egypt World Cup game are simply incredible. FIFA never planned to rig it until something incredible happened.

At kickoff, they used the normal World Cup ball. An upset was on the cards. 67th minute, Argentina 0, Egypt 2. Earlier, at 1-0, the Head of FIFA’s Agenda and Marketing Committee, Mr Youare Diputs, had called FIFA President Infantino to say they needed to step in. Infantino told him there was no need, that Messi would rescue the game organically.

Then the game became 2-0, so during the second hydration break, Infantino himself made the call to the Head of the Match Ball Control Centre, Mr Etelpmoc Toidi, to switch to the Magnetic Enhancer Ball (MEB). People don’t know about this ball.

The MEB is the sort of ball that, irrespective of what is being played on the pitch, the FIFA Play Radius Team (PRT) can steer ball movement however they want. Note that they don’t control the players. Only the ball.

In the 79th minute, they made the ball travel from Messi to Romero because they wanted something specific; a Messi assist would help him break the World Cup assist record. Watch Romero’s header again. His head flicked the ball towards the corner flag. The ball went into the net anyway. Watch in slow motion, you will see the ball movement defy physics.

By the 83rd minute, they steered the ball off Messi’s leg and into the net for 2-2. During the celebrations, they removed the MEB because they trusted Argentina to take it from there.

What happened next shocked even FIFA. They had banked on the game going to penalties. But Enzo Fernández, remembering he needed to score to stay in the minds of whoever will rescue him from Chelsea, scored a great goal. I must stress this: that one came off the regular match ball. 3-2. Argentina were home and dry.

So when you hear people say the game was rigged for Messi and Argentina, this is what happened. Someone said, “but it wasn’t rigged when Egypt were 2-0 up.” Well, you know now.

PS: One clarification, specifically for the global avalanche of idiots. I made all of this up, obviously. But if you believed it for even a paragraph, reverse the letters of the officials’ names. That’s you.

[Bàbá Dúdú ló kàn! @Dudremi]

@AmodaOgunlere @Bayo_Bilisi @YemmyAj @BachelorIdan Mind you, he's admitted he gets his advice from a mad man. Should we believe he is really nuts...? 😂🤣

[Bàbá Dúdú ló kàn! @Dudremi]

@mcnun Na set up ó, who Wan bring unity...? This one...?

[Enitan Bello @enitandev]

PART 5 — THE FULL PICTURE AND THE QUESTIONS THAT REMAIN

Let us put the confirmed timeline together.

September 2019: Buhari creates the Presidential Economic Advisory Council with real members and a legal mandate.

March 2024: Tinubu creates the Presidential Economic Coordination Council, effectively superseding the PEAC. The PEAC is never formally dissolved.

April 2025: Adeyemi writes to the OAGF on PFIPC letterhead requesting civil servant deployments. The OAGF processes the request.

May 2025: Adeyemi meets Deputy Speaker Benjamin Kalu at the National Assembly. Voice of Nigeria, Vanguard and Punch cover it as a legitimate government engagement.

June 2025: Adeyemi receives a Chinese investment delegation and announces a Nigeria-China bilateral investment platform.

August 28, 2025: Three OAGF civil servants are officially posted to the PFIPC. Their posting letter appears on the OAGF website.

September 2025: Adeyemi visits EFCC Chairman Ola Olukoyede. A joint statement is issued. He also briefs NERC on the World Investment Summit.

September to December 2025: During the same budget preparation window, budget code 0111062001, titled Presidential Economic Advisory Council/Presidential Foreign Intervention Promotion Council, is included in the 2026 executive budget bill, with an allocation of N1.3 billion and ten specific programme lines.

October 10, 2025: Adeyemi hosts foreign ambassadors at Wells Carlton Hotel, Asokoro, without the Foreign Affairs Ministry's knowledge.

October 17, 2025: Chief of Staff petitions DSS and Police.

October 22, 2025: Dolapo Babatunde Tanimola, the man Adeyemi says helped him procure the forged appointment letter, dies in a fire at Kachi Hotel in Utako. There is no independent news report of this fire. The only place it exists in the public record is inside the Presidency's statement.

October 27, 2025: Adeyemi is arrested.

November 27, 2025: Eight-count charge filed at the Federal High Court. Two co-defendants identified only as Femi and Anu remain at large.

December 19, 2025: President Tinubu presents the 2026 Appropriation Bill to NASS. Budget code 0111062001 is already inside it.

April 17, 2026: President Tinubu signs the 2026 Appropriation Act into law. Budget code 0111062001 with N1.3 billion survives every review stage.

The questions that remain unanswered.

Who specifically submitted the budget proposal for code 0111062001 and through which MDA desk? Who at the OAGF approved the staff deployment request without verifying the agency's legal existence? Who at the Federal Secretariat allocated office space without cross-checking the SGF's register. Who at NITDA issued a .gov.ng domain to an unregistered agency. What the GIFMIS expenditure records show for code 0111062001 in 2026. Who Femi and Anu are and why their full names have not been published despite being co-defendants in an active federal case.

Adeyemi goes to court on July 27. That court process needs to answer all of the above, not just the eight counts against one man.

The borrowed name of a dormant Buhari-era body. A brand-new budget code created during the same months as the suspect's prosecution. A key witness dead in a fire with no press coverage. Three civil servants sitting in an empty office. A .gov.ng domain nobody has explained. And a N1.3 billion budget line in a signed presidential document.

This is not the profile of a lone con artist with a forged letter.

[Taiwo Adeniyi @Tosquo]

Please listen to this, it may provoke you but this is nothing but pure truth. 😱🔥

Unfortunately the majority of the current crop of Yoruba people today DON'T subscribe to such. They only believe in POLICY that doesn't create wealth for their own people.

A message for all Nigerians especially the Obidiots and Ipob illiterates.

[Bàbá Dúdú ló kàn! @Dudremi]

While I understand your view on the on Igboho matter, I totally disagree with Nimah. The current situation of insecurity really needs thinking out of the box. Security is a local issue & at this point even the agencies need help from People like Sunday Igboho. #yourviewtvc

[Central Bank of Nigeria @cenbank]

CBN Governor, Mr. Olayemi Cardoso, on Wednesday, June 10, 2026, in London, formally received the 2026 Central Banking Central Bank of the Year Award.

[Wayne Epl champion @kelechi_eze1]

Just retweet 😂😂

[Élodie @TribeOfArsenal]

This is the stadium btw. Imagine these displays while 'North London Forever' by Louis Dunford is playing. Absolute cinema

[Omotayo Olokede @Iamkolotayo]

Person Boyfriend 🤣

This is even the Top Peak Fooling this season.

What is going on now @Adikastakes 😔?

[ezurike chinecherem @chinecheremphi]

🚨The gulf between Arsenal and Chelsea right now is staggering. 🤯

​While Chelsea struggles to fill a 40k-capacity Stamford Bridge, Arsenal’s leadership is already moving to the next level.

​Josh Kroenke and Richard Garlick are actively holding conversations to expand the 60,000-capacity Emirates Stadium. Garlick even referenced the iconic 100k-capacity SoFi Stadium—another powerhouse franchise under KSE ownership.

​The ambition under this leadership is unmatched. 🏟️🔥

​WHEN YOU ARE BIG, YOU'RE BIG. 🔴⚪️
​#AFC #Arsenal #COYG

[Olise @OliseHQ]

Did we make it ?

[🥤𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 @_Afcbanks]

🚨BREAKING: Amad Diallo has offered himself to Arsenal.

Arsenal immediately alerted the police.

[Comrade Àmọdá 🦇 @AmodaOgunlere]

Nigeria will defeat its enemies !

[AURAGOALX @AURAGOALX]

🚨🗣️ Roy Keane takes a brutal swipe at Bruno Fernandes after the assist record debate

🗣️ Keane: “Too much attention can make a donkey think he’s a lion.”

“It’s actually a slap in the face to this league if people start calling Bruno the greatest playmaker in Premier League history just because he racks up assists from set pieces and corners.”

“Be serious for one second.”

“Is Bruno better than Mesut Özil? I don’t think so.”

“And putting him ahead of Kevin De Bruyne or Thierry Henry? Absolutely ridiculous.”

“Those players controlled games, dictated football matches and terrified opponents.”

“Statistics alone don’t make you greater than legends.”

[Alabama @Flohairs]

Do you know where Indonesia was after the removal of subsidy? They were exactly where we are now!

In 2015, their inflation doubled to 8.3% and growth hit a 5-year low. The 'Obidients' of Indonesia were crying that the country was finished.

But they held the line. By 2016, inflation dropped to 3%, and today they are the 7th largest economy in the world.

Nigeria hit 34% in 2024(bcus of how heavily declined our economy was), and we’ve already dragged it to 15.69% in 2026. We are recovering FASTER than they did. Study history or stay silent! 🤫

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

If you are an Arsenal hater, waiting for me to troll you this night, you can go to bed. I don’t have your time this night. When you have spent HOURS cooking a meal, you don’t rush to eat it hot hot. As the mafioso say, revenge is a dish best eaten cold. 😀

[Declan Rice @luisfanpag]

He is now humble. 💀😂

[Bàbá Dúdú ló kàn! @Dudremi]

The same thing that led to the terrible results in the last general elections is playingput in the primaries in Shomolu, Lagos. The officials in charge of Ward A&B voting centers are already compromised Cc @BabajideOtitoju @OfficialAPCNg #APCElections

[Bàbá Dúdú ló kàn! @Dudremi]

motion. But in the end as far as Ward A&B @OfficialAPCNg Lagos(Shomolu) primary is concerned, the election was didn't hold! After the refusal of the offials refused to take count of the leading aspirant which resulted in chaos. Cc @BabajideOtitoju