Duece Volz

Purchased by a future MLB star Mitch Keller. Im a loveable, outgoing Teddy Bear. I am currently living with the Volzs. Drinking beers is my job. #VolzBasement

[Duece Volz @DueceVolz]

Geaux Hox. Wi knead 2 wen thes gayme. Eye lyke Iawa.

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Heloh

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Hapi berthdai Markiss. Letz git ternt op 2 nihte. @OfficialColbert Luhv yew🐻

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U guiz thot I waz ded, butt im a live betchis. #BushLite

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Hait c ing Jaice tyered evary mornen

[Duece Volz @DueceVolz]

Sori I havint ben tweatin, Eye hed sergeri on mi bak. Butt im bak!

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Hapi beeday mum

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Grait dai owt thare

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Anuther dai, anuther doler.

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Hapi Berthdai @BabyFaceJace thaink u 4 be ing a goud bruther 2 mi. Nouw lats git thes parti startid.😈

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Happi Berthdai @KnoxyBoi_33 itz noice 2 hav u inda bazement wif mi and Jaice onda weakendz, ur lyke a sekond bruther 2 mi. Kant wate 2 hang.

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“@ShalynKinney: All my dreams came true today😍❤️” loucks reely famelier, allmoast cood b mi bruther.

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Reali wesh thare waz uh fyne azz teddi bae 4 mi on dis Valintynes Dai 2 geaux c 50 shaydes of grey wif.

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Etz fuking fryday mutherfukers! Kant wate 4 sum compuni 2nite, breng on tha Busch lattes🍺.

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Siting heare wiwth @BabyFaceJace wotcheng famaly gye end emagyning howe kooler a teddi bare ide b 4 stoowie.

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Apresheate tha showtout @lydiamartiin keridge goez a loing wey. #bleszed

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@BabyFaceJace @KateFrick21 woo duz thes chik theenk she iz Jaice? Ainte no 1 toppin mi az a teddi bare.

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Pissrd ets onli Mknday, I nead compuni en tha bazemint.

[Duece Volz @DueceVolz]

Mi fengers r tuh flufy 2 twiet