PJ Duers

•Millionaire •Entrepreneur •Married •2 Kids •Compulsive Liar

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Something important I’ve learned: it’s often better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you’re an idiot then open it and prove you are one.

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#NewProfilePic this was one of my actual school photos this year

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#NewProfilePic this was one of my actual school photos this year

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@peeeeeeeeeeeno @iamharaldur @JamesRi34113613

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@peeeeeeeeeeeno @iamharaldur @JamesRi34113613

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I had a bizarre dream last night involving @MoistCr1TiKaL making out with @twomad in a video, but since I don’t know what twomad looks like, I saw him as a stumpy red headed white guy.

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I had a bizarre dream last night involving @MoistCr1TiKaL making out with @twomad in a video, but since I don’t know what twomad looks like, I saw him as a stumpy red headed white guy.

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@DPPt_Shitpost DS nuts lmao

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@DPPt_Shitpost DS nuts lmao

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@GamerCG3 @TheGameDayMLB A’s finally winning at something

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@GamerCG3 @TheGameDayMLB A’s finally winning at something

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you have pet the cat

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you have pet the cat

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@Sp1ceSp1cebaby @PoliticsLs That was legitimately meant as a metaphor for this idea, seeing as all the dinosaurs on the park were female.

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@Sp1ceSp1cebaby @PoliticsLs That was legitimately meant as a metaphor for this idea, seeing as all the dinosaurs on the park were female.

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@TheAntifaTurtle I feel like Nazis generally don’t realize just how absurd many of their ideas sound to rational people. I’m Jewish, and I’d wear this shirt simply because I think it’s funny.

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@TheAntifaTurtle I feel like Nazis generally don’t realize just how absurd many of their ideas sound to rational people. I’m Jewish, and I’d wear this shirt simply because I think it’s funny.

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@thatsmytrunks The fact that Nintendo is selling it for half the price they normally sell first-party games goes to show how unconfident they are in it

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@thatsmytrunks The fact that Nintendo is selling it for half the price they normally sell first-party games goes to show how unconfident they are in it

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@weekend3warrior Not to my knowledge, but the winner does get a deal worth $5,000,000, so they’re probably not complaining

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@weekend3warrior Not to my knowledge, but the winner does get a deal worth $5,000,000, so they’re probably not complaining