Deus Ex Machina 🇯🇲

It’s nice to be important, but it’s much more important to be nice….walk good Jamaica” -(in burger man’s voice)

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@cheryltuntx @_Moyy__ Sound rapey

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@_SLYTAUREAN Hello, very nice to meet you
I'd like to know about sex change operation
I see, I see, I see
Man to woman or woman to man?
Man to woman
From penis to vagina

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The Reggae girlz keeper rn.. because not one ball a guh dung a Jamaica side a the field

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@Travis_Utd Watching it on Disney plus

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@876simsim All Ramona she bout ���give the batty bwoy a breast” 💀 Twitter us to nice bad

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@tonye237 The way I started to cackle before translating the tweet because I knew it was gonna say she’s still fat 💀🤣🤣

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@benonwine Somebody Jamaican aunty them this enuh 💀🤣🤣

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Chad a wicked but all weh a keep..

By Saint Peter, By Saint Paul, By the true and living God, a Drezel thief the bwoy gold chain 💀 and mi nah ask Christ

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@washghost1 Killed by a Tranny she met at the grocery store that needed help ☹️

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@iRealPedro The 1 million dollar cake

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@JulieLMalcolm2 @JamaicaPNP @jlpjamaica As a 1st time voter, they will not be getting my vote. Michelle has not done a good job representing JLP or the people. Over the years, her focus seems less on uplifting n more on intimidating residents while enriching her own family. Representation should be about service.

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@JISNews Never Forget when Michelle Charles and har White head father wire up the beach a Peru and ppl couldn’t use the beach to fish for their daily bread etc…..and she came to defend her family instead of the ppl of St.Thomas as a Big MP

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@FearedBuck Try this with Blake and see what happens next 💀

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And just like that the Cookie crumbles..

Sys JOA and JAAA

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She’s so real for this. JAAA and JOA affi go down.

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@waynevxz @AFT3RGLOWBUCK No also one of them left

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@e4rlito Mi love reach out to Customer service, a the quickest mi get a full refund while also still getting my packages 💀

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@mikey_esquire It’s mind boggling that the calls aren’t even the worst part of working there, it’s the managers and TCs, the way how mi not even resign, mi just leave an exit the group them and block everybody 💀

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@travismillerx13 And this is why team USA Fs up every Olympics during relays

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@simmaticc Get a letterboxd account fam

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@mauroytweets lol mind you “car park attendant” aka security tpc and degree needed ???!!!

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@allecs876 @mauroytweets Surprisingly the normal yard and road package