DufferinMallJanitor

I am not the Dufferin Mall janitor

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Alcohols don’t need to be smoked

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Froot Loops are a 10/10

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#hell2024

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It’s New Year’s Eve. Do you know where your shrimp ring is?

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Woks rule

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I feel like I’m less fluent in cursive writing English than I am in printed French, and I’m not at all fluent in French

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Overheard in the food court — “You don’t pair high-end vegetables with Bruce.”

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Go to sleep as fast as you can.
There’s coffee on the other side.

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Whoa. I’ve been trapped in the custodial closet for five years. Just got out!!! Phew.

What’s new?

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Two nights in a row I creeped myself out playing synthesizer in bed.

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I could be paying the priest, but instead I’m playing Bouncy Hoops.

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I could be working on my heart, but instead I’m playing Bouncy Hoops.

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I'm wasting the right amount of my life trying to beat your high score on Bouncy Hoops.

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I could be writing letters to the superintendent, but instead I'm playing Bouncy Hoops.

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I could be asking for forgiveness from the gods, but instead I'm playing Bouncy Hoops.

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I could be making money, but instead I'm playing Bouncy Hoops.

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You can tell it’s Sunday by the littering of pukes along King Street West.

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Not to be outdone, this evening the janitorial staff at the Dufferin Mall will be passing out dixie cups containing a single live prawn to anyone who makes eye contact with us. https://t.co/0iYLnybW6l

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Someone put live crabs on the seats of a #TTC subway https://t.co/lZWEy85weK

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It's the kind of morning where the cat tries to puke in your coffee cup.