Roy Donk on the Colgate Comedy Hour

Michael | dumb movie and music nerd | he/him

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Drunk off half a rum and coke and Newark aiprort

There’s thousands of lantern flies outside the windows, taunting me. They’re toying with me.

Their day of reckoning will come

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@GentleDoofus Shape of Water is there unfortunately

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@talmudicdeviant ball knower

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Just when the football game is over

Another football game rears its ugly head

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@tosh_leef They’re all getting worse and worse. I tried to google something today and the layout of the results nearly gave me an aneurysm

[J R ❤️‍🔥 @ResilienceX3]

saying “shut up” before skipping the youtube ad is literally necessary

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This shit means something to me

[Stripes @StripesStreams]

Never kill yourself

[Alessandro Nivola @SandroNivola]

Should I:
A) Quit
B) Celebrate
C) Eat a gummy and chill

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Todayyyyyyy I met who I’m gonna beeeee

From now onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn and he’s a piece of shit

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@JoeyValence Get him on the album bro please

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I KNOW THATS RIGHT

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

Cameron Winter's Heavy Metal is named Best New Music 🏆

https://t.co/K08mLPpWH9

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Huge

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Wallace and Gromit are being added to PowerWash Simulator in March.

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

I feel like Batman or halo

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@knockyourselfXD Thank u ranch

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@knockyourselfXD So hype. My first porter dj set

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What do you mean a box of Frosted Flakes is $7.50?

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I get so excited about watching movies with my family till I remember how they watch movies

20 minutes into Conclave and it’s been paused for an hour and I’m the only one on the couch

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I’m sorry but this is evil

[Jakey Faden @KeyJay115]

They're calling it the most addictive substance since crack cocaine

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They hit me with the Havana Syndrome gun

I woke up with a fever today

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Mr. President I have received your message to me.

I understand what you are asking me to do.

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Danny Brown’s just doing anything these days

Love to see it

[I D L E S @idlesband]

POP POP POP ft. @xdannyxbrownx. Tomorrow.