Mackenzie

I forgot what I was gonna say...

[Mackenzie @DuhWeisOne]

@BAMFregeau4 @ReganWeis Lmao. Who did it better though?

[Mackenzie @DuhWeisOne]

@DrewEOA Well I could use one of those people that enjoys making it.

[Mackenzie @DuhWeisOne]

🎯🎯

[Mackenzie @DuhWeisOne]

@milkinhisbag @ReganWeis ...Lol

[Mackenzie @DuhWeisOne]

Some nights I wish I could go back in life. Not to change shit, just to feel a couple things twice

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Thank you #ChiefsKingdom that one was for you! But we aren’t done yet! ⏰

[Mackenzie @DuhWeisOne]

@CrumpG14 @BAMFregeau4 Fcks given all around!

[Mackenzie @DuhWeisOne]

Last Christmas my boyfriend left me. This year was significantly better. I don’t have a cool new boyfriend or nothin, its not that kind of tweet. but I got 3 new pairs of shoes with arch support, and I know those fuckers ain’t goin NOWHERE without me

[GIA💋 @giainez]

when is it too late to have a baby shower ? cause my mama never had one when she was pregnant with me & i need some clothes

[Mackenzie @DuhWeisOne]

Daylight savings got me feelin’ like I’m late for work AND bedtime.

[Mackenzie @DuhWeisOne]

Why the hell do clothes with fake pockets that look like real pockets even exist? In what situation would I prefer to “look like” I can carry around small individual objects in my pants, but actually, I have to hold them all in my hand?

[Mackenzie @DuhWeisOne]

@lizfraz Right back attcha, love 😘

[Mackenzie @DuhWeisOne]

@RitaPanahi @Ronski_11 Lol! I almost sent this to you yesterday 😂

[Mackenzie @DuhWeisOne]

To the person who ransacked my car last night: 1) bet you wished I had money...I wished I did too. 2) all those burned CDs you scattered on the floor? Those are FIRE playlists, and you fucked up by not taking them. Just sayin.

[Mackenzie @DuhWeisOne]

👏🏻🗣The last sentence + ...Or ANY animal, for that matter.

[Jordan | Disney Dad @Jordan_Coombe]

When you surrender your dog, sometimes this is what they do. They sit there waiting for you to come back. They dont want toys, treats, food, they just want you.
If you dont want to make a forever commitment to a dog, please dont even consider getting one.

[Mackenzie @DuhWeisOne]

I paid $8.79 for an 8 pack of tampons at the airport. That’s over a dollar a piss. A DOLLAR A PISS...I don’t know if it’s the PMS or the injustice of it all, but I just instantly became like really REALLY sad.

[Mackenzie @DuhWeisOne]

When you’re trying to get a hot new pic for the gram but you can’t quite seem to nail the 3 second self timer...