Jimmy Yang

Sorry, Not In Service

[Jimmy Yang @DuhYangster]

Happy 2s Day!

[Jimmy Yang @DuhYangster]

Pro of wearing a mask: Hides your acne
Con of wearing a mask: Causes more acne

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No more 2020 vision jokes 😢

[Jimmy Yang @DuhYangster]

Hobo: "can you spare some change for the bus?"
Me: "buddy, the bus is free"
Don't stay out late, kids

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*notices instructor wearing different fancy shirts everyday
"Do you like have a secret collection of fancy shirts in your house?"
"Yeah it's called a closet"

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@heylindawu @tan_jessicaa

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I've officially been to the same bbt shop enough times that I can say "I'll have the usual" and the employee knows what I want

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You know you're getting old when you sneeze just as loud as your dad and grandpa

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@heylindawu TIL Linda likes butts

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@heylindawu 你好，林大吳。我是你的表哥。現在中國警察拉我。我要你給我錢，我可以有安全。

唔該，表姐！:D

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It's gonna be weird replying with "20" when people ask for your age

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Prof: What does わすれる mean?
Me: Uhh I forgot
Prof: That's correct
Me: huh
Classmate: *whispers It literally means "to forget"

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Well fuc... oh wait I've been vaccinated

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@heylindawu nice family

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@heylindawu remember when kids were careful with their phones cuz if they broke it their parents would kill them

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#NewProfilePic

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@heylindawu Wow finally of a pic of u instead of cats

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@heylindawu One person causes car crash. Nobody can move cuz entire road is blocked.

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It's weird knowing all it takes is one person to cripple over 100,000 commuters

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@heylindawu They won't itch if ya wear shorts year round