Duke Lacrosse

Hilarious Russian Bot. Ribbed for your pleasure.

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@compliantvc @RoKhanna I thought this was satire. 😂

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@TPostMillennial Sorry LA. You deserve everything you voted for.

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@wholemars If you drive a Tesla you know that just taking your foot off the accelerator cause the car to slow down because of regenerative breaking

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@Gcarmi21 They don’t owe him anything. He was paid out $50m in cash. They are going to hold him and he will be forced to return money for any time he misses. They will release him week 6.

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@scottbudman @Adobe Record it and run it through an AI program. Puzzle Solved.

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@JLRINVESTIGATES Sounds like someone who speaks Spanish trying to find the English words describing her burial.

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@TMZ Hope he didn’t need his stomach pumped again.

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@spencerpratt Only when she can disrespect her own police force will she bring it up.

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@CBSNews Every Tesla owner knows this is BS and now how the car behaves

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@Georgesantos Not like the quality of work you did during your time as a contractor, right?!

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@BachirSoHumble Same as “hands up don’t shoot”. When faced with incontrovertible evidence, Black people still can’t judge a situation independently of what their Black Masters tell them to think.

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@WallStreetApes Probably hated Trump and moved to Mexico

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@jahbrickz Oh I see it now. That push totally deserved being murdered. Punched maybe, murdered, NO

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@tariqnasheed You can’t see shit. Jesus, you guys will defend anything any blackmoerson does.

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@b1ackfamilyPAC Nah

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@StatsOnFire They forget the 3rd and 15 was really the play that made them lose. This would have been a miracle. But stop that 3rd down and they have a real chance to put it away

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@TheeThrill22 @TheRealMcKoy85 There’s no parking there, now. How gonna pack in 70k on a Sunday.

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@TheRealMcKoy85 It was impossible because Gavin Newsome was the Mayor and wanted an entire shopping mall and housing complex added to it.

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@mariashriver @amyklobuchar Or you’ll just give it to Somalians in your state.

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@GavinNewsom You’ll be in jail. (Trump Voice)