🔊SOUND WARNING🔊
Slow day, so I figured to record and add sounds to the recent YCH I got from @fluffedwing
I mean, blubbery cheeks like Mako's getting clapped by a big, bad, home-wrecking zeeb stud definitely deserves it.
Almost like they're recording it for certain someone👀
If you wrote a cheating/cuckolding story, where the cuck works next to a competing restaurant named "Black Bull", you'd be called a hack writer for being too "on the nose".
But they do say that life imitates art... 🤔
Ah, classic fantasy games saying stuff like,
"Kill the orcs"
"Destroy those wretched gargoyles"
"Wipe out the lizardmen, before they end humanity"
While also making them look so hunky and beefy that I couldn't care less about the humanity. 👀
I rarely order shit online, but I can totally see why staring at the tracking info is so exciting for a lot of people.
Especially when it's a gift for someone else.
For my 31st birthday today, I wanted to post something of Alex, so I made a silly thing, the ref sheet if BUFF Alex 💚💖💚💖💚💖 That's another Alex variant down ;)
I swear, once you've heard a song being used in a porn video, you can't sever that connection.
My co-worker's playlist includes like half a dozen songs I've heard used in PMVs and the like, so I got the associated videos playing in my mind like five days a week.
"Those damn zebras... I swear they're half blind for all the penalties they miss!"
But if Duke wants a penalty so bad that he's willing to mouth off to the referee?
Then this striped stallion is about to give him one.
At his slutty boyfriend's expense...
🎨@/TigermanTweets
"Those damn zebras... I swear they're half blind for all the penalties they miss!"
But if Duke wants a penalty so bad that he's willing to mouth off to the referee?
Then this striped stallion is about to give him one.
At his slutty boyfriend's expense...
🎨@/TigermanTweets
Barry's got his eyes on his son's new boyfriend, Palma.
But dad's got different plans for this hunky orca.
"Shut up and THROB, dick toy! Daddy OWNS your balls now!"
Damn DILF knows how to break 'em, even if he's made a power-bottom💦
Palma by @Crust_AfterDark
🎨 @slugdisaster
You know it's a slow news day when the local newspaper writes a long ass article about "Gooning" and "Goon caves".
They even went through the effort to describe the porn gooners watch as "huge cocks being inserted into cartoon characters".
Thanks for that.