Dedee

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[Dedee @DukeNoHazard]

Why twitter saying oomf doesn’t mean one of my followers but orgasm on my face . Since when ? #oomf

[Dedee @DukeNoHazard]

Hol on

[Dedee @DukeNoHazard]

What

[Dedee @DukeNoHazard]

Give me your tie

[thatgirl. ᥫ᭡ @babykierriaa]

What’s not genuine won’t survive around me & I love that.

[Dedee @DukeNoHazard]

Guhh

[Dedee @DukeNoHazard]

!!!

[theHAIRSTYLIST @theonly_fats]

people don’t even live by the same shit they be tryna preach that’s why idgaf what nobody be talking bout.

[Naz🥵 @_naznotes]

Me remembering I serve the God of plot twists.

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

i be blocking tf out of ppl, i’ll block you on everything i can think of 😭😭😭😭

[𝒈𝒊𝒂 @lovingfemmes]

the suspense of who I'm going to spend the rest of my life with is killing me

[Dedee @DukeNoHazard]

And Doug

[Dedee @DukeNoHazard]

Chainsaws were first invented for childbirth.

[Dedee @DukeNoHazard]

Shhhhid bananas are good

[Dedee @DukeNoHazard]

Ok likes this one

[aether @bluewdrift]

There is a Japanese Legend that says:

"Whether it's a machine, a house, or a relationship. Maintenance is always cheaper than repairing." What you don't maintain, you eventually lose.

[Dedee @DukeNoHazard]

At one point I could run a thousand apps and my phone would go at normal speed . Shid NOW Days Shit naw

[Dedee @DukeNoHazard]

Guhh

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

Do y’all ever start worshipping God and suddenly burst into tears? Not because you’re hurting but because He’s been so good to you over and over again even when you know you don’t deserve it. 😩😭🙌🏾 His grace, mercy and love overwhelm me every time. I love Him so much.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

When you realize the Creator of the universe is way more patient with you than you are with yourself.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

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