Prince Philip

*Parody* Duke of Edinburgh

[Prince Philip @DukeOfE]

Well this is awkward.....

[Prince Philip @DukeOfE]

“@kelseymosqueda: Where the fuck is my Prince Philip? #sleepingbeauty #imwaiting”. how you doin?

[Prince Philip @DukeOfE]

Been asked why madam used car and I walked? I consumed too many festive sprouts and was barred from the Bentley.
#pungeant

[Prince Philip @DukeOfE]

Happy new year to all the commoners. Keep paying your taxes, your Prince loves you for it!

[Prince Philip @DukeOfE]

Just remembered I gift wrapped a corgi for madam. Been under the tree for 4 days.
#awkward
#noairholes
#messy

[amy @foxgrove_]

I really hope Prince Philip doesn't die because at the end of the day he's quite nice.

[Cecilia Rose Young @cerose57]

Prince Philip is home. #merrychristmasroyals

[Sam Addenbrook @samadders]

Pleased to hear that Prince Philip has left hospital. #speedyrecovery

[Prince Philip @DukeOfE]

Going home. Need to stash the mucky mags that the grandsons brought up. Madam would not be amused.
#keep ones head down
#prince philip

[Prince Philip @DukeOfE]

I know how the common people feel. I pressed the emergency buzzer and I timed 38 seconds before my gin was topped up
#intouch
#prince philip

[Prince Philip @DukeOfE]

Thinking of commissioning Babestation 3D. Worried madam may catch me licking the TV though.
#awkward
#prince philip

[Prince Philip @DukeOfE]

These bedside tells are shocking. Babestation looks simply awful on them.
#willsoldieron

[Prince Philip @DukeOfE]

“@broken_remote: Filipino nurses and Indian doctors. I wonder how Prince Philip is keeping his racist yap shut” No slitty eyes.I'm with BUPA

[Prince Philip @DukeOfE]

“@mynameis_ally: Breaking news: 'Prince Philip eager to return home.' SERIOUSLY?!” Yes. Shocking isn't it. The frois gras here is shocking.

[wemmy xo @edgarallanglow]

i truly think Prince Philip is beautiful. not as much as Harry, but hot nonetheless.

[Brennan Joyce @PedroPaddy]

People are seriously tweeting 'RIP Prince Philip?' You fucking dicks!

[Prince Philip @DukeOfE]

“@BrewCrewBabe: Man I'm an ignorant American.... I didn't know the Queen was married.... Prince Philip??” bloody Americans!!

[Prince Philip @DukeOfE]

“@Rob_Coward: Does really not giving a monkey's about Prince Philip make me a bad person?” rather afraid it does, dear boy. Merry christmas

[Eli 🐝fan acct🐝 @VintageBetty92]

I hope Prince Philip gets better soon