Duke Of Havoc

He/Him. Grade 8 triangle player

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A thread on books for babies/toddlers that you might have missed:

Up first, "Can Bears Ski?" By @RaymondAntrobus & @PollyDunbar

A lovely story with wonderful art, about a little bear who discovers they need hearing aids. I actually got a bit misty eyed reading this one.

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@coolzonemedia @IwriteOK @adamconover @why_sophie_why @bastardspod Hold up, Robert Maxwell was her dad?!

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Ange is just a modern day Big Sam. Absolute mediocre manager who thinks he should be competing with the big boys. #TAMTOT

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@IAmTheEggPod It's not a rumour. He is there.

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@dieworkwear This is the cold hard detective work we need.

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@elevin11 @VenusInFurz25 @BabsGray @jennmass14 @AHenry39284302 You know those Death Panels your lot screeched about for years, well that's been implemented and not by humans but machines and it's killed countless people.

Seriously, if you had more than three brains cells you would be dangerous. Fucking wake up, child.

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Time to pack it up and head out.

Same name on Bluesky.

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So. Fucking. Funny.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The Onion, the satirical publication, said it won a bankruptcy auction to buy Infowars, a website run by the conspiracy theorist Alex Jones. https://t.co/BeEshHqi0n

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@stehoare Great work playing Disinformation Whack-a-mole, Ste, so the actual issue remains the focus.

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Coote: Check compete against Liverpool. Lines are straight *snnnnnnifffffffff*

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@DavidLammy @realDonaldTrump @JDVance What a disappointment you are.

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Fuck Channel 4. The media have learnt nothing.

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@harrybha1969 @TheAnfieldWrap Brighton are a fantastic, well run team who play exciting football. Absolutely played us off the pitch in the first half. I would love to see Brighton pick up trophies.

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We lost an icon today.

The world isn't fair.

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United have sacked a manager who has won more trophies than Arsenal under Arteta. I guess they have a higher standard.

One FA Cup, hundreds of millions spent, and counting.

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@JamesAThurber I don't recall that character.

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Never thought I would see Dennis Pennis trending. Very of it's time and I fucking loved it.

Him and Mike Strutter.

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Hugh Grant's villain era is genuinely brilliant.

From posh bumbling twat to posh malevolent bastard.

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Anyone who likes frequent flying is a psychopath.

I'm doing everything to limit my travel but my company seem to think I'm fine sitting in airports and on planes constantly when virtually everything could be a fucking Teams meeting.

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This is hilarious.

[Laura Kuenssberg @bbclaurak]

While prepping to interview Boris Johnson tomorrow,  by mistake I sent our briefing notes to him in a message meant for my team. That obviously means it’s not right for the interview to go ahead. It’s very frustrating, and there’s no point pretending it’s anything other than embarrassing and disappointing, as there are plenty of important questions to be asked. But red faces aside, honesty is the best policy. See you on Sunday.

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@ThyBrad42 Great to hear. We have high hopes for him and a good season in a tough league could really help kick that on.