Duke Reardon

I'm a dog. Golden Retriever. I love to chew on bones and I befriend whoever feeds me. Oh yeah, and I know how to twitter.

[Duke Reardon @DukeReardondog]

Watching the DVD Hello Kitty Marries a Prince, and apparently the prince is a little blue bird. I'm pretty that wouldn't happen. #RUSERIOUS?

[Duke Reardon @DukeReardondog]

@roarseto I'll email you if you accept YA queries? I saw you recently joined the Beverly Slopen Agency. Are you a new agent?

[Duke Reardon @DukeReardondog]

Why oh why is my facebook account being spammed? I guess the cats will play while the dog is away. #itsadogslife

[Jason Mustian (derogatory) @jasonmustian]

Given that my grandmother's world is upended by soup that is too salty, I can't help but question how bad The Depression REALLY was.

[Duke Reardon @DukeReardondog]

i know, he's cute cuz he hops. but what about me? don't tell me i need to start hopping to get attn around here now. #whatsadogtodo

[Duke Reardon @DukeReardondog]

owner brought home a bunny. what am i supposed to do with that?

[Duke Reardon @DukeReardondog]

I'm just going to chew on bones all day in the sun...if the sun would ever come out that is. #wheresthesuninsocal?

[Duke Reardon @DukeReardondog]

This is August really? Feels more like January lately...when is the sun going to shine at the beaches in SoCal this summer? #dogdaysofsummer

[Duke Reardon @DukeReardondog]

Finally find agent who will read my query letter- say they charge a per letter reading fee. Didn't know they meant each letter in each word.

[Duke Reardon @DukeReardondog]

Since I can't get an agent in the western hemisphere, I've decided I'm going to query agents in Namibia. #queryhell #imaspecialdog

[Duke Reardon @DukeReardondog]

My owner had to answer a security question for a website and it said,"what's the name of your first stuffed animal?" what??? #petsnotpillows

[Duke Reardon @DukeReardondog]

My owner is at the USA Swimming National Championships tonight and just saw Michael Phelps win in butterfly. #amazingtowatch

[Duke Reardon @DukeReardondog]

I know I'm a dog but I don't think I'd trust anyone with the name Lucifer. Even if it is another dog. #justsayin

[Joshua Cassidy @doyoudovoodoooo]

The internet has ruined my ability to know if I am bored or entertained anymore.

[Duke Reardon @DukeReardondog]

Editing sometimes feels like dragging a dead horse through a foggy bog. Without shoes. #iknowimadogbutiwritetoo

[Duke Reardon @DukeReardondog]

What do you get if you cross a dog with a phone? A Golden Receiver! #dogjokes

[Duke Reardon @DukeReardondog]

What's more amazing than a talking dog? A spelling bee!! #dogjokes

[Duke Reardon @DukeReardondog]

What dog has the most ticks? A watch dog! #dogjokes

[Duke Reardon @DukeReardondog]

Man to dog trainer: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes into the corner."
Dog trainer: "That's OK, he is a Boxer." #dogjokes

[Duke Reardon @DukeReardondog]

Seriously, just push me through...I gotta fit. How am I going to get back inside? #icantreallybethisbig #denial