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Why are you reading this bio? I'm not important. Go away.

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@CincinnatiaE @esanzi @CynicalPublius I suspect women who are this kind of crazy don’t particularly care if the human species dies out. They probably see it as a good thing, fewer carbon emissions or whatever.

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@ArmorerArgghhh Oo... this is a new one. Thanks for sharing.

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@Domb1r @scotchandbbq @aip551 The mistake didn't happen during the incident, she did her best. The mistake was hiring her in the first place when she was clearly too petite to be an officer. If a larger, more suitable cop had been there instead, things might have gone differently.

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@CEOTachibana @bigbobbootleg @aip551 She tried, but she's just not capable of the job. It sucks she was put in that situation in the first place.

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@bigbobbootleg @aip551 She shouldn't be a police officer. That role requires a physical presence she simply does not have. She can work behind a desk, or write parking tickets.

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@Imerald_art @BoobaZaur @nradiowave I read that as "bitch trees" and... it sort of works.

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@memeticsisyphus As a dude who reads occasionally, I never really minded female main characters. The issue for me, is more the writing style, tone, and plot. There are masculine-oriented stories which catch my interst, and feminine ones which don't. The sex of the protagonist isn't a factor.

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@capricornBass @veilleorsep I don't think society is very forgiving to ugly people in general. If you're in the bottom 20%, you're in for a hard life regardles of sex. AVERAGE woman don't usually have much trouble getting male interest though.

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@drinkingyourpee @frank173971 @veilleorsep Depends if the guy wants sex, or a relationship. You're right guys don't care about their one-night-stand's personality, but it certainly matters for relationships.

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@Sckarton1 @ChibiReviews Redo could be accused of being edgy in an immature way, but Berserk and Goblin Slayer both treat that stuff with the seriousness it deserves and use it to elevate the horror of their settings.

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@memeslich Evard’s Black Tentacles

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@WintersWannabe @OUT_de_ She’s wearing them for fashion.

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@not__vee It's the haircut. I can't quite explain it, but the dude's got lesbian hair. Change the hair even slightly, he'd look like a normal boy his age.

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@norukun_freedam Is the monster the evil one, or is the fairy in the jar who keeps persistently reviving him?

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@Annie_Modiba 90% of the time, when we notice stuff, it's a false positive. We get used to assuming we're misreading things, and err on the side of "she's not actually into me." A woman needs to abandon all subtlety if she wants a man she likes to act on her hints.

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@OrwellNGoode So basically, airsoft/paintball with the bros? We still do that today, just not with wax or gunpowder.

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@RshdwWarCollege @TierceTrey @SandyofCthulhu True for grain silos, and for extradimensional travel.

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@SandyofCthulhu Nobody to my knowledge has ever drowned in whipped cream (though I wouldn't be surprised). I HAVE heard of people drowning in raw sewage aeration tanks however. It's a known hazard, dangerous for exactly the same reason, and a far less pleasent way to drown.

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@WelshGirlTV Bubblehearth is master-level trolling.

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@jigglypixelssfw Treasure. Chests. This pun is stupid and I love it.