Duke Whitewater

oh I’m just here for the jokes. All teeth are my own. ‘Smartless’ 9pm Boston show survivor.

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@IdeasorHome @lifehackni This is a great idea for all of my child’s tailored suits!

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@TheRealGameGod 1499

[Pearl Jam @PearlJam]

Dark Matter, the 12th studio album from Pearl Jam. Available April 19th. Pre-order now. https://t.co/OuQaNKxh1Y

@A_Gnez @ThisIsWatt

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@GlennHowerton @RMcElhenney @thebetterbrown So… is the Sunny Podcast ever coming back? Asking for myself. @RMcElhenney

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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@patriots Twitter, how would everyone feel if the Pats signed @DangeRussWilson and then drafted @MarvHarrisonJr ? I think that’s a hella good start to this new regime.

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@merlinouwww Yes please!

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@JonesWEEI You forgot:

Steve Belichick (Son of GOAT)
Andy Reid (SB Champ)
Ghost of Curly Lambeau (has a field named after him!)
Tom Landry’s Hat (was on the Simpsons!)
Alex Cora (World Series Champ.)

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@Patsperfect_ He looks like if @lildickytweets actually went into Accounting instead of rapping.

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@stoolpresidente That cardigan though!!! 🤩

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Let’s Go!!! 1982

[JD  @JDGoldboys]

Thank you @portman7387

🔗https://t.co/Vi5IBQm5RU

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@kcchiefsmmz You’re right. They should have called both penalties.

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@robbiez Omg! What!? This is crazy I’m so sorry man.

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@JDGoldboys

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@rejectedjokes Cape cod!

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@rejectedjokes Are you planning on releasing any Ben Schwartz and Friends shows on @netflix?

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Can you match the 2021 First Round QB with their current stats?

@jerrythornton

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@LucilleBurdge @EdHand89 This all depends on whether or not Bronson Arroyo has his corn rows in. If not, then yeah Derek Lowe.

[Duke Whitewater @DukeWhitewater]

@MsPackyetti It was in the movie ‘Urban Legend’

[Duke Whitewater @DukeWhitewater]

Yes.

[Savage @Savageboston]

Is this the greatest drive in NFL history?