Earl Summerland

Father, renter, ranter and banter. I swear a little a lot.

[Earl Summerland @Duke_of_Oyl]

I think I like Twitter so much because I’m rewarded for basically talking to myself.

[Earl Summerland @Duke_of_Oyl]

#RemindYourYoungerSelf to keep all your rookie cards in pristine condition.

[🤬Marilyn🤬 @twitweeting]

One Broke Girl
#MyTVShowWouldBeNamed

[Earl Summerland @Duke_of_Oyl]

#RemindYourYoungerSelf it's not what you know, it's who you know.

[Theresa @tlcprincess]

Your parents won’t be here forever, spend as much time with them as possible #RemindYourYoungerSelf

[Earl Summerland @Duke_of_Oyl]

#RemindYourYoungerSelf Trump is not cool at all.

[Earl Summerland @Duke_of_Oyl]

#RemindYourYoungerSelf your drum kit will get you evicted three times.

[Earl Summerland @Duke_of_Oyl]

#RemindYourYoungerSelf hydroponics is where it's at.

[Earl Summerland @Duke_of_Oyl]

Drinking while cooking #WhatMakesMeAKitchenKlutz

[Earl Summerland @Duke_of_Oyl]

The Internet #ThingsYouWillNeverFinish

[Earl Summerland @Duke_of_Oyl]

My beer. I finished it. #ThingsYouWillNeverFinish

[Earl Summerland @Duke_of_Oyl]

Making a long story short #ThingsYouWillNeverFinish

[Earl Summerland @Duke_of_Oyl]

deleting emails #ThingsYouWillNeverFinish

[Earl Summerland @Duke_of_Oyl]

fame. Fame. FAme, FAMe, FAME, FAME!

[Earl Summerland @Duke_of_Oyl]

Your mom says hi #IsMyTwitterMotto

[Earl Summerland @Duke_of_Oyl]

Hey, that's my twitter motto! #IsMyTwitterMotto

[Earl Summerland @Duke_of_Oyl]

Let's get this fucker started! #IsMyTwitterMotto

[Earl Summerland @Duke_of_Oyl]

I'm not funny, but neither are you #IsMyTwitterMotto

[Earl Summerland @Duke_of_Oyl]

You unfollow, I unfollow #IsMyTwitterMotto

[Earl Summerland @Duke_of_Oyl]

It's time for my nap #IsMyTwitterMotto

[Earl Summerland @Duke_of_Oyl]

You're not my typo. #IsMyTwitterMotto