The Duke

Most of my tweets are because I’m drunk so I’m just an absolute specimen looking around

[The Duke @Dukedom101]

Cant do anything right ngl

[The Duke @Dukedom101]

Didn't realise olives were so high in calories, I messed up

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Shout out to my friend being a mythic tier scapegoat, wouldn't be alive without him

[The Duke @Dukedom101]

How can I cook a healthier breakfast?

[The Duke @Dukedom101]

Bak choi having so much water retention is annoying

[The Duke @Dukedom101]

Trail me, trail mate baby, go ahead and end the rush

[The Duke @Dukedom101]

Bugged my friend without a care, what have I become

[The Duke @Dukedom101]

My friend enjoys courage from the blade

[The Duke @Dukedom101]

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? It's me how you doing?

[The Duke @Dukedom101]

Im still so fucking bored

[The Duke @Dukedom101]

I want to feel the pain of the beat of days

[The Duke @Dukedom101]

This darkness will be pierced by the morning light

[The Duke @Dukedom101]

Bacon is good

[The Duke @Dukedom101]

After being a carer for a bit I honestly understand why people put people in homes

[The Duke @Dukedom101]

I want a beef wellington

[The Duke @Dukedom101]

I cant do this all on my own 😭
Oh I know 👉👈
Im no superman 😔

[The Duke @Dukedom101]

Man who am I?

[The Duke @Dukedom101]

I don’t fight for good, I don’t fight for evil, I just fight