bearjew

60% of the time, it works every time| certified lover boy|4x divorced| 2018 Mariocart world champion| Runner up of season 2 of hit tv show “The Apprentice”

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@franklyfrank03 Air Jordan

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I was suspicious my new neighbor was Boston, but after seeing him label his car I was sure

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“Sell the club” “protest the games” bunch of fuckwits who don’t stand by their word

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Why are all dudes obsessed with scissoring? I mean for me personally it hurts my balls #wednesday

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Finished my Lego set today, back to pulverizing my meat in my free time

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@ArtDick41 Try taking an edible or two, always seems to mellow me out and have a great experience!

Love to the Mrs!

-The Bearjew

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I will fall asleep standing up tonight #familyvacation

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MSP hor we all feering

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@upper_deck_king I enjoyed it, cheers

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When I mass snap the hoes a picture of me shirtless on the couch at 2am drinking a Coors light

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God I wish my lesbian neighbors were hotter

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Just took a turd that could take out a scarmy #log

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These mf calling ugly bitches “grenades” is something that is inspiring and will be added to the vocabulary immediately

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No TP- BRING OUT THE CLOSER

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@Chulligan09 @llittup @D2Manziel Can’t believe they gave us another Saturday

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Softball is the most bullshit sport- but ball at the bar is unmatched

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Always leaving a like on the last reel of the doomscroll as a sign of respect

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If you don’t like uncle Kracker fuck you

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I am probably the most hungover person on planet earth right now

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2012 Gru highlights