Brian Oketch

Businessman | Politricks 🇰🇪
Oketch Magak Foundation 🕊
Let's embrace leaving the world better than we found it.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I have realized that people who spend recklessly always have a miraculous way of getting money back.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

The older I get the more I understand that it’s better to be a wolf everyone hates than a donkey everyone rides.

[Ndegwa Njiru Adv. @NjiruAdv]

TO:
Kasarani Police Station.
Dear
Inspector of Police madam Nancy Chemelil Mwaura.
PC Geofry Cheriyot
PC Victoria Nyambura,
The petition is now marinating and simmering.
Let’s stretch the limits of our constitution.
PC Cheriyot, you remember the answer you gave to me when I inquired why you’re arresting me, you remember you said they were ORDERS FROM ABOVE?
Let’s now see how those orders from above will bail you out.
We meet in court.
Jitayarisheni.

[Brian Oketch @Dukeofkendubay]

My dad used to tell us,the problem is if you kill someone or die tuki iba gari weekends kuenda sherehe tukiwa high school, teenagers will never stop stealing their parents cars, just pray they comes home safe,now I understand him more than ever,may these young boys rest in peace.

[The Oligarch @NytoP2PMwangi]

It has been confirmed that three high school teenagers died on Mbagathi Road after the BMW they were driving veered off the road and caught fire. According to unconfirmed reports, the teens were drunk and had stolen one of their parents’ car…

[Brian Oketch @Dukeofkendubay]

@NjagiJosh @KenyanSays Wow nice to know, thanks hapa tutafunika watu I say 😈🤟🏿

[Brian Oketch @Dukeofkendubay]

@NjagiJosh @KenyanSays 20k you say ? Labda kariobangi
Though every industry kuna adidas na abibas bora kiatu 😅

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Peter Drury just said that Morocco’s last defeat was against Kenya in Nairobi last year. We are massive.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Only men understand what's happening.

[Brian Oketch @Dukeofkendubay]

Hakuambiwa kitemeo pia ni tool?

[Ki○ng●z¡ @EmperorShaker]

Captains wameitwa anything jameni

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

How thieves pulled off heist targeting Sh2bn rice on Saba Saba day
#NationVerticals

[dilemma @actuallyimthe]

Argentina just beat Spain at the 2026 World Cup final, 3-2.

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

Four Kamukunji police officers were told that a Congolese guy had Ksh 21 million... 😆. They then prepared fake notes worth 21 million, went to his apartment, took the genuine notes, then planted the fake notes on him, and arrested him for "carrying" fake cash... 😆😆😆. Which country are we living in bwana? 🤔

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

the final stage of being a man is understanding your father

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Kenya is set to construct an East African refinery here in Lamu, and we will need 60,000 youths to do that job - President Ruto

[LeRoy @LeeRussian]

😄 🤣 😂 A moving man will always eat

[Ball Zone @TheBallZoneX]

🚨🇨🇭 Switzerland manager Murat Yakin: "Our goalkeeper has already started training for penalties, we know there will be a penalty for Argentina."

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

General Mbappe: winning the golden boot by scoring penalties is for cowards

[Dr Bakari Ngengi @DrBakariNgengi]

Kumechemka! Yobra amekataa kudhulumiwa na in laws.