Duke Nukem's Seashell Jar

Don't ask about the jar full of seashells.

Don't message me unless it's important.

Don't send me pictures you wouldn't show your great-grandmother.

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@ZeroFox_08 People who believe in disarmament are either completely ignorant of history, or they know history very well and want to make their own mark on it. Be extremely wary of either.

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@tanpukunokami Asparagus

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@Dominos_UK She is sworn to carry your pizza

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@elsathora You're extremely lucky your soul didn't permanently separate from your body in that place 😂😂😂

Golden Corral is...not known for its quality. Or safety.

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@AustinDyches Either lead by example and donate your entire salary to the government, or sit down and shut the fuck up.

We all know you won't do either because you're a communist piece of shit.

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@ClaireFosterPHD The aliens sent most of their black people home. That's how they're able to visit other planets.

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@brianeskow Zero. It might have an effect on my grandchildren though. They might get to colonize Mars. They could be in the history books like Neil Armstrong

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@uk_islamophobia I don't see "beheading" on that list of charges.

Fuck islam.

Fuck your pedophile false prophet.

Fuck you.

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President Trump is making deals with the Vampire Nation.

[Jack @jackunheard]

Idk what this is, but AURA

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@Andercot He's a religious zealot. That is all.

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@LiberalHivemind Meanwhile he's never given a dime of his own money to anything that didn't have a hammer and sickle on it

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@FreddyLA7 "Hard to find"

736 alligators in the video

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@cule_1125 It's worth going to Texas Roadhouse just for the bread 🤤

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@BRFCJohn Well Maggy seems very nice

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@sccontechforum @FreddyLA7 And beignets

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@EndWokeness Wtf is the "black national flag"

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@simonateba @elonmusk Not at all. The people who are upset are envious, greedy people who likely have never done a worthwhile thing in their lives.

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@SarahisCensored

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@TheRoyalSerf Oh great, more vampires 🙄

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@uk_islamophobia There is room inside Chippy for all who have earned a place there. It does not distinguish, it only devours, and it is never sated.

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@libsoftiktok