ChadDukesShowQuotes

Quotes from everyone's favorite radio show!

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"Whatever's in the fridge, I'm eating." - @PizzosCards
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"There's a hole in my knowledge." - Don Sleep
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"I'm a simp-mark for The Greaseman." - @chaddukes
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"They're not compression socks, I'm just fat." - Biker Sean
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"Doors at 7, music at 8, no opening bands. @bigdamnband is an American hero." - @chaddukes
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"It's a V-neck summer." - @RadioFileWes
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"I could run a half marathon before we see another hot woman chained to a Hutt." - @chaddukes
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"I don't want to feel like I'm big into self-sabotage, but I'm good at it." - @jimjester
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"All roads lead back to Dick Tracy." - @chaddukes
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"Happy Schoodester Day!" - @chaddukes
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"If you call each other 'Cuzzo', you're into some real d-bag shit." - @chaddukes
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"I can sniff out shitheadery quicker than anyone on this planet." - @chaddukes
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"Dinosaurs look how they look in Jurassic Park. I don't make the rules." - @chaddukes
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"Big Dog in the houuuuuse." - @jimjester
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"Nothing has shown me my place in the world moreso than The Chad Dukes Show." - LargeMouthAss
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"I'm in the 'cutting segments' phase of my career." - @chaddukes
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"Eat a fucking crab cake and shove it up your ass." - @SandersonRadio
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"I'll go out in these sweat pants, but they're not my going out sweat pants." - @RadioFileWes
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"He's the T-1000 of hair." - @chaddukes
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"On Monday mornings my wife calls me 'The Gas Giant'." - @chaddukes
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