The Lotion Party DJ

Off the bench. Back in the game. 5’9 and full of rage

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

I don’t believe in a hoe phase. Primarily because it takes two to tango and women seem to be the only ones punished for agreeing to consensual sex.

You either fuckin or you ain’t. And if you are and doing it responsibly then what’s the problem

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

@JayddWasHere But my mom said I was handsome

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

Saddle up, Queef Princess.

The horse has arrived

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

LET HER GO INSTA!!! Gotdamn

[Barry Wayne Jr. 🐻 @ThisAintBarry]

Instagram got yo bitch.

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

@Nick_Van_Excel9

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

Hey man gahdamn

[Nick Van Excel @Nick_Van_Excel9]

My ex girlfriend and I were going through a rough patch. I paid this man for couples counseling. She ended up leaving me for him! But then HE left her. Now she is back with me. So…I guess his counseling worked?

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

I’d snitch

Full details.

[NyAsia🦋 @NyAsiaxoxo1]

If i syd & fck you till u 🥜 then go home & post my ngga is u gon tell on meee?

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

I could understand going back to a regular job after some shit happened..easier to move on..but going back to a sports team after shit happened damn near be putting you on the path to get fucked somehow

[Chuck Knoxx @chuckknoxx]

So much for "no hard feelings" between OBJ and the Giants.

#NYGIANTS

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

@RCAReacts Hang tight

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

Man I hope this was some slapstick comedy because dawg I know them drawers raggedy as hell by now

Or your lady buys them for you

[Robert Adams @RCAReacts]

@britneyqueers_ I’m a guy…I don’t remember where I bought my underwear at…that was about 10 years ago.

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

I’d be so sad if I was getting jumped and I was bootied out at the same time

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

@JayddWasHere This was right after I ran out of McDonalds with 15 McDouble’s. How you get this pic

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

@KyBrownEyes11 @JayddWasHere I agree! Let’s send her some money! Whoever sends the most wins

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

A 10 year old pair of underwear probably looks like they got dropped in a shredder

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

I’d be so mad. You had all year to get $20 to send me but you wanna pop pussy. Smh

[reelsofaya @reelsofaya]

It hurtttsss😭

https://t.co/uwviZyFJnI

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

Hell yeah

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

Man if you’re celebrating, bust a lil extra for me and all the fallen homies tonight

We believe in you (pause)

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Boyfriend Day.

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

I see this is back on the timeline. I agree. Do that shit. If she calls you anything but a lamb of The Lord because you expressed yourself then LEAVE

[♒️ Tasha♒️ @Tasha_HTX]

Fellas, stop being avoidant. Talk about your emotions. Let that woman love you.

[♒️ Tasha♒️ @Tasha_HTX]

Fellas, stop being avoidant. Talk about your emotions. Let that woman love you.

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

@_l3slieee @FatiTheDream Definitely not dumping it by the rose bushes

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

@_l3slieee @FatiTheDream Yeah! Ha ha. Toilet. Never outside

(Let me stop)