Dave Machete

Father/Grandfather
Radicalized Constitutional Conservative

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@LeahRay44 You're on the list, don't worry about it

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@RedArmyHooligan @jackcwhufc24 I definitely drink local, just mentioning some available beers that are widely available that are better than that swill in the picture.

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@tuuu28283 If you're in Texas, you will have no problem finding a pair, along with a cowboy hat fired for you

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@SenRickScott You guys are F'ing beyond worthless. You don't comprehend the anger from your base for doing nothing beneficial other than posting on social media and bloviating about it on the news

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@tuuu28283 There special variations during the year. Chocolate covered chocolate are the best. Sometime said ding dong's to, but they're way smaller now, but still tastes the same

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@ronsterd89 Original Coke is still available, it's called Mexican or passover Coke, without the added coke

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@chiproytx They won't! They're cucks to the minority Dems, and they apparently like it that way

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@DaBigChillSFW Grilled cheese, burger variant. I prefer traditional burgers, preferably grilled over charcoal. Try Kenny's in Plano TX, or Del's char grilled burgers in Richardson TX

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@Promised_Land3 We got a British group that became a sister company. They were amazed at bbq brisket, and asked me what cut off beef it was. After I explained, he said that was a throw away cut over there. He left here with a smoker and amazed his neighbors back in the UK

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@LUFC1992_v2 @jackstackbbq The stuff they call burnt ends up there is the stuff we feed to the dogs in Texas, just saying

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@SkylarSkye3 Did you try the spicy ketchup?

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@CapatanEl4662 No give backs

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@nicksortor If I was him, I would put Democrats on to explain why they don't want it passed. Would be eye opening, and I met the mass majority wouldn't expose themselves. But here we are, Thune is protecting his friends, the democrat's and RINOs from that embarrassment

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@SkylarSkye3 Had a gallon bottle of Tabasco once, it started bubbling and fermenting before I got done with it. TBH, I'm not a ranch fan, but my kids love it.

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@FreddyLA7 Don't swim there!, go inland to a pool, trust me.

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@TheLastRefuge2 Yeah, we'll, he's a piece of shit... So... Nobody expected him to go easy, he was going to burn it down just like he always has, just no more regulator

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@SkylarSkye3 30 minutes is a drive from North Dallas to South Dallas at 6AM

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@warDaniel47 Great idea... except that they'll just seat them anyway. We know that.

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@LeaderJohnThune Since when you traitor? Do something and align your senators, like Nancy would have done. Threaten repercussions if they don't align, like committee assignments. For once, "flight for the American people"