Mitch

jovial

[Mitch @DumCunkler]

Love island is sports for girls

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I’m just a little barnyard hog who likes his feed (social media)

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@lev_tsy

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RIP Chuck Norris i have a poster of your feats and stats on my wall in my childhood bedroom i will never take it down in your honor

[Mitch @DumCunkler]

Fanduel Sportsbook got me whimpering like a cat in heat

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Colleges in 2025 have an astounding number of retards per capita

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Happy to see the browns finally have an elite qb

[cold (Indianapolis 7/8-7/12)🥑 @coldhealing]

Everyone talks like 2014 4chan incels now. And I think the only rational explanation is that 2014 4chan incels won the battle of ideas

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

Jayson Tatum today underwent successful surgery to repair a ruptured right Achilles tendon. No timetable is currently available for his return, but he is expected to make a full recovery. Further updates will be provided when appropriate.

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Holy shit they put rape in Star Wars

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Old people love doing the most retarded shit of all time behind the wheel while giving you a look of bewildered disdain

[Mitch @DumCunkler]

Might start keeping old bananas in my car to throw at people who double park in the middle of the street

[Mitch @DumCunkler]

Chipotle gave me the wrong burrito bowl I’m calling ICE

[Mitch @DumCunkler]

Tyreek hill more like tyreek shill smfh

[Mitch @DumCunkler]

Luigi’s mansion you are an hero

[Mitch @DumCunkler]

Imagine being in 3rd grade and the rizzler is in your class

[Bdubbya 🇺🇸🇩🇿 @REALtalk4uHATER]

He moves like a 40 pound toddler with a full diaper.

[Mitch @DumCunkler]

One time i lied to my mom about going to a party after prom & she saw my car outside this house on her 6am walk

so she grabs the spare key and drives it home while im asleep, then acts completely oblivious while i freak out bc someone (her) stole the car

shoutout Sheila

[Mitch @DumCunkler]

Cool Joe masterclass in the year of our lord 2024