Big King Goblin

undisputed King of all Goblins

[Big King Goblin @Dumb45]

First picture is from december, I weighed 320ish lbs and felt horrible the other two are from today I'm down to 217lbs and feeling great.

[Big King Goblin @Dumb45]

Drugs in Halloween candy? Yeah right I’m totally going to waste my hard earned drugs on your little costumed freeloaders!

[Big King Goblin @Dumb45]

Start my new job today, wish me luck guys.

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@GayGuff You there now?

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I’m 25 today which really only means I can rent a car and get lower car insurance rates, which is kinda cool I guess.

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@loser_bean19 @mauralem @chrissychlapp I was wondering if I needed to send this tweet to you but you found it on your own, I’d like a superior nick name please

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@catdad121 That was funny as hell

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Whoever just used my NAME to scam MY 80 year old grandmother out of nearly 20k when I find you it’s a long drop with a hard stop.

[Big King Goblin @Dumb45]

@GoofyDaydreams 👑

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

i would have sent him to meet god

[Big King Goblin @Dumb45]

@Nobumeova @GayGuff @VictoryDanceOfc @MissBeeStings @JupiterDreamCo Like I would actually cry over anything someone with an anime pfp would say,go touch grass weeb.

[Big King Goblin @Dumb45]

@YupOliver @GayGuff @VictoryDanceOfc @MissBeeStings @JupiterDreamCo What an actual nut case thinks. Are you aware that outdoor cats are more then just a thing. I also think it’s pretty silly and petty if you to just tell someone there cat as unhappy like you’re some fucking cat whisper sensing the dead cats emotions. U a 🤡

[FABINO @KinoFabino]

Took a break from Elden Ring just to make this.

[Big King Goblin @Dumb45]

The same manager that gave herself a pto on Christmas just lectured me about showing up little late then left 30 mins early even though she just wrote up her assistants for leaving 15 mins early. Don’t work for Kwikshop it’s never worth it.

[Big King Goblin @Dumb45]

@JonTheGibson As long as it’s tasteful

[Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester]

I’m gonna get called out for this, but the American Dream is bullshit

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Even though it’s against company policy to request time off for holidays my manager made sure to give herself the day off with PTO and Trista and I a full 8 hour shift 2-10. I’m glad she’ll get to spend time with her family cause we sure won’t. 🙃

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Mystery shoppers are class traitors and you can’t convince me otherwise.

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I’m super gay!!!