Dumb College Kids

Bringing you hilarious stories about your friends getting arrested in college! Remember, don't get caught being a DCK!

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Got my first word published on UrbanDictionary. "Polish Purse" http://t.co/WeZuuhv5 #StupidShitWeSay

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Life is like growing a mustache.Sometimes it sucks, sometimes you look like an idiot, but if you stay strong, You turn out to be a PornStar.

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DCK Elected to High Post of Revered Cougar Club! http://t.co/fuQ0Usz #DCK

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Check out the "TOP 7 DCKs OF ALL TIME!" http://t.co/GHj8oXT #DCK

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Summer Vacation.... http://t.co/C8cAnRz

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Boston University: "Drunkalepsy Narcolepsy" http://t.co/Atmmjlm #DCK

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Boring College Class Bingo http://t.co/wn8mAi7 #DCK

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UC Santa Barbara: Man on LSD "Saw The Light" http://t.co/owBYaGO #DCK

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Univ of North Carolina: "Man Arrested For Multiple Counts of Unwanted Touching of Girl's Feet" http://t.co/Hz6Uirb #DCK

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If you think your having a bad day....watch this http://t.co/ijAQuos #DCK

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Spring is in the air... and so is syphilis... wrap it up folks. http://bit.ly/gZjChv #DCK

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How to poop at work....and get away with it! http://t.co/Urz2iDg #DCK

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For those of us getting ready to join the workforce, this is a must have: "DCK's Survival Guide To Pooping At Work" http://t.co/Urz2iDg #DCK

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This Guy Puts The "Load" In Loading Dock....sick! http://t.co/02irrO3 #DCK

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How To Make Your Own Four Loko http://t.co/WEUiZOK #DCK

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Univ of Georgia: "Nobody Was Injured, But A Cat Was Reported Dead" http://bit.ly/kQgeFO #DCK

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I didn't know hipsters had families, I thought they were grown in test tubes... http://t.co/jaBZ8nK #DCK

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Studying For Finals Sux, Especially When You're Shit Faced #GetUrDrinkOn http://t.co/h3vOPyg #DCK

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You wish you partied this hard #DayDrink4Lyfe http://t.co/i76U1lf #DCK

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Univ of Wisconsin knows how to fck shit up! "Mifflin Street Block Party (PHOTOS)" http://t.co/i76U1lf #DCK